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Ultimate Sex Aid

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Absolutely hilarious practical joke gift perfect for stag and hen nights or as a birthday gift for a friend who needs more success on dates.

But this ultimate sex aid is not nearly as rude and they think it is.

Surprise your partner/friend with the Ultimate Sex Aid! They think they're getting one THING....until they open the package...

Instead of some sort of exciting battery powered toy it's a brown paper bag to go over their head. We've left holes in it so that they can still see.

Arrives in a plain brown postal tube for privacy. Product packaging is branded with 'Ultimate Sex Aid, Unisex' but gives no suggestion of its true contents. Inside is a paper bag with holes for eyes and mouth.

This ludicrous joke is two fold, when your partner opens the postal tube they will be shocked to see the branded package inside. Although their imagination may be running wild, they will never guess the truly absurd contents, a brown paper back to conceal their ugly mug.

Surely, this is a gift more for the giver than the receiver.

Great fun gag gift.

  • Ultimate Sex Aid - Unisex
  • Branded tube with plastic lid
  • Contains brown paper bag with eye and mouth holes
  • Arrives in discreet brown postal tube

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