You can instantly grow a moustache whatever your gender with this pack of 4 stylish moustaches.
The four styles are curly, bushy, aristocratic and there's even a tiny soul patch to go with the rocker's 'tache. You wear the soul patch just beneath your lower lip.
These instant moustaches are temporary tattoos and applied with water. The key thing would be to get them central if applying to the upper lip. They may crack due to the high mobility and flexibility of the skin around the mouth.