The latex has arrived and there is enough to mummify a cow (have I just given Damien Hirst another Turner Prize Winning idea or what?).

At 2 metres wide the roll got wedged against the ceiling as I lifted it.

The whoopee cushion is going to be massive!!. In fact I think I might fill it with water and make a sort of trendy 60s spy bed out of it afterwards. Shagadelic, Man.

But no, if we can get it signed by celebs it should be worth trying to auction it after the event.

Anglia have expressed interest in filming the manufacture of the cushion so watch this space folks, we could be on TV.

I'm thinking the only place I have got to spread out a 2 m circle is in my shed where the ping pong table and pinball machine live.

Note to self:
Do not allow cats into building re: solvent adhesive, or indeed trapping said animals inside cushion.