Now we know we can create a world record breaking whoopee cushion.

Indeed we think we may have already done so with our 88cm diameter prototype, however there is still no news from Guinness so we can't make it official.

We now decide that with Comic Relief Red Nose Day on March 11th 2005 approaching it would give the cushion more meaning if we used it to help raise cash for this great cause.

The aim of Red Nose Day is to use the power of comedy to:

try to make a difference to the lives of thousands of individuals facing
terrible injustice or living in abject poverty

Our giant whoopee cushion would be a great symbol of silliness which could help to raise cash - but how?

We are not sure what the cushion can do but we know it must be possible.