Ok, so now we have the biggest whoopee cushion not just in South Northamptonshire but most likely the entire world.

But that does not in itself raise money for Comic Relief.

I have a brain wave and swiftly order 768 regular whoopee cushions from Jarroy who upon hearing of our quest kindly help us out.

I plan on selling these whereever the whoopee cushion makes an appearance for a minimum donation of £1 and giving the profits to Comic Relief.

We will also sell them on SillyJokes with 50p going to Comic Relief. This goes alongside all the other red stuff we are selling with a percentage of the proceeds going to the charity.

Next I plan to get more sponsors and am hoping that appeals via TV and local papers will attract some help.