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Weenie Beenies
  
Rude, Crude and Dangerous to Know
When you give a Weenie you can be sure of Big Laughs. Have you got the nerve to get yours out? The Weenies are limited supply and unavailable anywhere else in the UK.
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There's nothing cold blooded about this reptile. He loves nothing better than exposing himself on a hot rock where the gentle caress of the sun's rays really bring him to life.
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Fay Wray loved her KingKong. Now we give you the chance to find out why. Spank the Monkey really is the King of the Swingers
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'Cock-a-Doodle-Do'
Never likely to be the 'Last Chicken on the shelf' this farmyard favourite is a guaranteed early riser. The perfect gift for energetic morning people
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Rumoured to be modelled after Dennis Hopper in the film of the same name, EZ Rider is one mean Porker. When he gets his motor running, this Hog knows his Chopper can perform.
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Red Rags are not the only thing that gets Horney's blood racing. This randy bovine lives up to his name but what girl doesn't love a bit of bully beef? And how?!!
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This is one elephant you'll never forget! He's surprisingly gentle and strong and maybe that's why this big fella brings a smile to everyone lips.
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At a Glance - Click to Buy
Spank
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Choke
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EZ Rider
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Lick
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Horney
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Penis
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Weenie Beenies are bean-filled at the bottom and have kapok at the top. Like any man, with a bit of persuasion, they can stand up on their own. Finished with 'Realistic Hair' no one can resist picking them up and giving them a squeeze! These Grownups' toys are not suitable for children under 3.
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Girls' Night Games
If you are going to get into a really silly party mood why not try some of these saucy Adult party games suggested by some of our satisfied customers.
If you want to print them out as a reminder simply highlight the games, press Ctrl+P then from Print Range choose 'Selection' and OK. You'll just get the games.
Ibble Dibble
My personal favourite!! You'll need an old lipstick or failing that a cork, the end of which has been burnt to produce soot.
Everyone in the group gets a Number starting with Ibble Dibble One, Ibble Dibble Two and so on.
Ibble Dibble One starts and says, "Ibble Dibble One, with no Dibbles calls Ibble Dibble (any other number present but lets say 'Three') with no dibbles"
Then it is Ibble Dibble Three's turn to say, "Ibble Dibble Three with no dibbles, calls Ibble Dibble 'Four' with no Dibbles,"
"Where's the fun in that?" I hear you cry. Well, as soon as someone makes a mistake with their Ibble Dibble sentence they must have a Dibble of Lippy/burnt cork on their faces. Now they have to say, "Ibble Dibble Four with one dibble calls Ibble Dibble one with no Dibbles," and anyone calling Ibble Dibble Four must remember she has one dibble.
But the more drink consumed the more Dibbles appear and the more Dibbles appear the more mistakes are made and the more drink is consumed, like a vicious circle, do you see?
In the end everyone (except some smart arse - there's always one) is covered in red or black splodges and rolling on the floor laughing.
Give it a go.
Dam Busters
This is one to bring out the inner gymnast. Stand on a sturdy chair with a bowl about two feet in front on the floor in just your knickers (or less). Clench a stack of coins between your bum cheeks and adopt the international sign of the Dam Buster ie touch your thumb and index finger tips together to form goggles. Now sing the tune of the Dam Busters until you feel ready to cry, "Bombs Away" and leap off the chair over the bowl, opening your legs to let the coins drop. The person with the most coins in the bowl wins!!
Sounds a little ambitious/dangerous? Just try standing in front of the bowl and walking/hopping over to release the coins.
PS Do enjoy handing the still warm coins over to the Barman as a tip!!
Male Model
Take a large amount of play dough, buy it in kids stores or very cheap and easy to make in large quantities. You'll need lots. 2 cups flour, 1 cup salt, 2 tblsp cream of tartar, 1 tablespoon oil, red food colouring. Mix all ingredients in a pan, cook over a medium heat until stiff. Allow to cool a bit and knead. Feels fantastic!!
When everyone is feeling relaxed and giggly split into teams and model male body parts giving points for realism and/or optimism. Try modelling blindfold for further laughs.
Pass the Weenie
Two or more teams line up across the room. Each team has a Weenie or one of those long balloons and must grip it between their knees. The Weenie or Balloon must then be passed up the line without the use of hands, just the knees and thighs. First team to get their Weenie or balloon to the end wins, start again if the Weenie is dropped or the Balloon goes off BANG!
Matchbox Mayhem
Split into pairs and tie a potato on a length of string so that it just touches the ground between the players feet when attached to a belt or around the waist. Place a matchbox or similar on the ground and then use the swing of the hips to knock the matchbox with the potato between you partner's legs. Remember, no hands allowed, just gently thrusting hip movements. This is also a great ice breaker at a couples party!!!
Naughty Treasure Hunt
Great for when you are staying at a hotel where no one will ever see you again!! Teams or individuals in a room must be given 10 mins to return with an item or items chosen from the following list. Of course you can add your own!!
Item of saucy Womens Underwear, Mens underwear, worn and preferably still warm!!, novelty condom - UNUSED!, Adult Toy, phallic-shaped food, aphrodisiac, personal item with explanation, famous person's phone number, the most gorgeous bloke you can find, and so on.
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