Load of Rubbish

Do you likes surprises? Can you resist the edgy temptation of a lucky dip?

Then the Load of Rubbish is just the thing for you.

It's a lucky dip of random items from around the SillyJokes warehouse.

What will you get? We really couldn't say for certain. We've got masks, party hats, props, poms, party bits, the gamut of silliness you can obtain from the website. Basically for the nominal fee of just £5 you will receive a box full of random items which we have lying about the office and warehouse, things for which it is simply not worth making a web page for because we have so few to sell. There will be samples, items used in photography, end of line goods, bits of sets we can't find the full number of etc.

After more than 10 years trading online we have gathered together probably about enough odds and ends, bits and bobs and general stuff and nonsense to fill the Royal Albert Hall should they decide to turn it into landfill.

Instead of throwing all these things into a skip we decided our customers might like the chance to recycle them. To make it exciting we thought we would fill some boxes with as much this and that as we could and give you the chance to take a gamble by making it just £5 plus shipping.

Now you know us, we aren't going to short change you. The box is going to have a balance of contents from the different areas of the site and we hope you will enjoy opening it up and discovering how you can use the contents. However, we should warn you, it is not called a Load of Rubbish for nothing. You can't specify what you want in the box, and to be honest we'd prefer it if you didn't return it.

Won't it feel nice to know you are getting exactly what it says on the box?

• A box with as many random party shop items we can stuff in the box
• Contents will definately vary