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Category: Practical Jokes > Dirty Tricks
Itching Powder
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Code: 121-065

Itching Powder

Bless a my soul whatsa wrong with me? I'm itching like a man on a fuzzy tree.

  • Contains Crushed Rosehips.
  • Do not use on sensitive skin.
  • Ages 9+

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Category: Practical Jokes > Surprisers
Exhaust Whistle
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Code: 121-035

Exhaust Whistle

I don't like the sound of your engine. Have you had it serviced lately?

  • Metal whistle approx 3.5 cm diameter.
  • Spread flanges to fit any size exhaust.
  • For dual exhausts, buy two whistles.

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Category: Practical Jokes > Smoking
Lit Cigarettes
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Code: 121-045

Lit Cigarettes

Take up smoking the safe way.

  • Two fake cigarettes with the appearance of smoke, embers and ash.
  • Ages 9+

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Category: Props & Gifts > Props > Police & Sheriff
Metal Handcuffs
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Code: 100-120

Handcuffs

Slap on the cuffs and lead the suspect away.

  • Metal cuffs.
  • Two keys.

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Category: Practical Jokes > Dirty Tricks
Dirty Face Soap
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Code: 121-005

Dirty Face Soap

Looks white, washes dirty

  • 6cm x 3.5cm cake of white soap with black nigrosine dye in the back.
  • Wash off with plain soap and water.
  • Ages 3+.

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Category: Props & Gifts > Horror
Werewolf Hand Patches
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Code: 410-045

Werewolf Patches

I used to be a werewolf but I'm all right Nooooooowwoooooooh!

  • Dark brown self adhesive hairy hand wigs.

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Category: Props & Gifts > Weapons
Knives and Swords

Knives and Swords

Plastic knives, swords, daggers and other cutting blades.

Best Sellers:
Pirate Cutlass, Retractable Dagger, Roman Sword with Sheath, Indian Weapons, more...


Category: Props & Gifts > Weapons
Guns

Guns

Replica toy guns for fancy dress and drama use.

Best Sellers:
Ammo Belt, Deputy Dan Pistol, Pirate Pistol, Tommy Gun, more...


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