Do you need something silly? promise to provide the goods you have ordered, plus postage and packing, subject always to availability, credit status, and acts of god.

If an item that you order is out of stock we will try to obtain it for you. We will e-mail you with the expected despatch time and allow you the option to proceed with the order, to remove the item from your order and get a refund or to replace it with another item of your choice. Where there is a price difference, you will be charged or allowed (as the case may be) that difference.

All prices are displayed in English Pounds, however, payment can be made in any of the displayed currencies.

Your credit card will be debited at the time of ordering. Dispatch is rapid and detailed below.

We undertake to deliver the goods as quickly as we possibly can. Under normal circumstances, goods should be received in the UK within one week, and within two weeks outside the UK. If we are unable to meet these delivery times, we will contact you immediately to arrange a different delivery date or offer a full refund.

SillyJokes wants you to be completely happy with our service and are eager to resolve problems. We endeavour to respond to complaints within 3 working days. Contact Customer Services giving as much detail of your order as possible.

Immediate Dispatch is taken to mean within one working day Monday to Friday. All UK orders are dispatched via First Class Mail or Courier and the rest of the world via Air Mail. Most credit card orders received before 3pm Monday -Friday (UK Time) are dispatched that day.

You should report non receipt of Standard delivery within 28 days of dispatch. For express delivery please report non delivery at the end of the day due.

You have 30 days during which you can return the goods for any reason. We have a no quibble policy and will cheerfully refund that item with the exceptions of wigs, hosiery and teeth which cannot be accepted back if opened for hygiene reasons. If you wish for a replacement please order again from the site and return the unwanted item for a refund. Out going postage will be refunded if you contact us in writing within 7 working days of receipt. If you choose to use Express Delivery you will not receive the portion of the delivery cost which pays for this extra service. Return postage is at your cost unless a full costume is purchased. This does not include accessories like hats, gloves etc.

Orders are taken subject to availability of products. If we do not supply any products ordered for any reason, we will refund any money already paid for those products. However, we will not be liable for any other losses or expenses, which you may suffer if we do not supply them.

While all reasonable endeavours have been made to check the accuracy of information on this WEB site, and to the best of our knowledge and belief, this publication is free from all computer viruses or program defects, the copyright holder does not warrant that it is correct or up-to-date or virus free.

Except as specifically stated on this Web site, to the fullest extent permitted at law, neither nor any of its affiliates, directors, employees or other representatives will be liable for damages arising out of or in connection with the use of this Web site. This is a comprehensive limitation of liability that applies to all damages of any kind, including (without limitation) compensatory, direct, indirect or consequential damages, loss of data, income or profit, loss of or damage to property and claims of third parties. For the avoidance of doubt, does not limit its liability for death or personal injury to the extent only that it arises as a result of the negligence of, its affiliates, directors, employees or other representatives. reserves the right to refuse, modify, amend, change an order, change a price, and will inform you immediately of any change, and give you the right to cancel or amend your order, with no penalty whatsoever. Should upon your order being accepted, it is later found there is a problem with your credit/debit card, we have the right to cancel the order without explanation, and refuse further orders.

These terms and conditions do not override our/your rights by law to persue any avenue we decide upon under English law, they also do NOT affect your statutory rights as a consumer.

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In the event of any litigation arising from ordering goods or accessing data on this web site, the user agrees that at any such litigation will only be subjed to English law and would only be tried in English Courts.

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