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Give the gift of tartan paint this year. This paint tin looks just like a quality tin of Royal Stewart matt emulsion. The professional label describes the process of applying the pattern and warns it could contain trace haggis.
We supply it empty so you can fill it with the gift of your choice. Being a real paint tin you could put water inside to give it weight or perhaps your favourite wrapped sweets. Keep it upright if filled with liquid.
It's the perfect gift for new apprentices, friends from Scotland, painters and decorators and anyone who falls for practical jokes every time.
The label says:
Transform your room with one coat of our tartan matt emulsion paint.
You get superb coverage in your choice of four tartans. Just one coat applies the complete pattern.
Saves hours of painstaking masking and fine brushwork.
Each colour within the tartan has a different viscosity which means they settle out when the paint is allowed to stand and your tartan pattern is created on the wall in front of your very eyes.
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