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Poo

SillyJokes has a wide selection of realistic fake poo to choose from.

Our plastic poo selection includes fake dog poo, fake cat poo and even flinging monkey poo. Our fake poo comes in all shapes and sizes - just like the real thing! We have large round poo, long poo, curly poo and more.

Browse our range of fake poo using the menu options below and buy online today.

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  1. Sticky Poo

    Sticky Poo

    £1.05

    Wonderfully icky sticky fake poo, cold and clammy to the touch. Learn More
    Code: 120-171
  2. Big Long Shinny Fake Poo

    Poo Long (fresh look sheen)

    £2.55

    This long poo is shiny so looks nice and fresh. Learn More
    Code: 121-091
  3. Medium Round Poo (fresh look)

    Poo Medium Round (Fresh Look)

    £1.99

    It's just been done so it's still shiny. Learn More
    Code: 121-092
  4. Poo Head - Plush icon hat

    Poo Head - Pile of Poo Plush Icon Hat

    £9.99

    Poo Head Hat, plush icon Pile Of Poop emoji hat. Learn More
    Code: 301-038
  5. Large Round Poo

    Poo Large Round

    £2.55

    This nicely tapered and artistically curled poo looks a few days old. Learn More
    Code: 121-093
  6. Dog Poo

    Doggy Mess

    £1.19

    Get your pooper scooper ready. Learn More
    Code: 121-099
  7. Fake Cat Crap

    Cat Poo (Small Round)

    £1.19

    Poor Kitty - she got shut in the lounge overnight. Learn More
    Code: 121-096
  8. Dog Poo with footprint

    Dog Poo with Footprint

    £1.50

    Who trod in the dog poo and where is that poo now? Yuck, you'll be scrapping it off your shoe for hours or it could be in the carpet - how horrible. Learn More
    Code: 120-172

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