Do you need something silly?


Trick the tea or coffee drinkers in your home or workplace with our wide selection of fake biscuits, including everything from fake jammy dodgers to fake custard creams. Our fake biscuits are made from rubber and are particularly effective when served alongside each other and sprinkled with a little bit of sugar.

We also have a range of other fake food to choose from, including plastic eggs and giant lolly pops. Our imitation food is so realistic it looks good enough to eat. See if your friends and family can figure it out before they try to take a bite.

Browse our fake food range below and buy online today from SillyJokes.

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  1. Rubber Chicken Poulet

    Rubber Chicken Poulet

    Oh what a lovely rubber chicken. Much better than the one you had at the last swanky do with a three course meal that started out with some dodgy goats' cheese tartlet. Learn More
    Code: 120-017
  2. Fake Bourbon Biscuit

    Fake Bourbon Biscuit

    Not the whiskey, but a chocolate biscuit. Learn More
    Code: 121-271
  3. Burger Queen Headband

    Burger Queen Tiara

    Burger Queen, Padded Fabric Burger on Headband. Learn More
    Code: 100-818
  4. Fake Jammy Dodger

    Fake Jammy Dodger

    With the scrummy jammy bit in the middle. Learn More
    Code: 121-273
  5. Fake Custard Cream

    Fake Custard Cream

    Traditional break time snack. Learn More
    Code: 121-270
  6. Fake Jumbo Lolly Pop

    Fake Jumbo Lolly Pop

    Colourful plastic lollypop great for dressing as a big kid. You can lick it all night but it won't go sticky and there will still be some left. Learn More
    Code: 140-050
  7. Fake Fried egg

    Fake Fried Egg

    Delicious imitation that looks so good, it's wicked. Learn More
    Code: 121-235
  8. Inflatable Lolly

    Inflatable Icelolly

    Enjoy a great big delicious icecream any where with no guilty calories. Learn More
    Code: 301-017
  9. Fake Jaffa Cake

    Fake Jaffa Cake

    With the Smashing Orangy Bit. Learn More
    Code: 121-274

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