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Same Day Dispatch
When ordered before 3PM BST
Express Delivery Available
30 Day 'No Quibbles' Guarantee
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Toilet Humour
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YOU place the machine near your victim, but when the 15 different Cockney cheers start to roll YOU are in another room operating the control and collecting the laughs.
- Works up to 100ft and through walls.
- 15 realistic fart sounds using Boom Box technology.
- Requires 9V battery (PP3).
- Main unit 13cm x 9cm,
- Remote 3.5cm x 6cm
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Don't leave home without them.
- 3 glass vials of evil smelling liquid.
- Contains ammoniumsulfide.
- Avoid contact with eyes and skin.
- Do not eat.
- Keep out of the reach of children.
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See if you can get the vicar to sit down on this cushion, then watch his face when it lets off an enormous raspberry.
- Rubber whooppee cushion.
- 16cm dia.
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Essential Lavatory Laughs
- Ingredients: Glucose, Liquorice Powder.
- Serves one.
- Ages 9+.
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Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the bog
- Suction cap to attach it to your seat with a bulb to hold the water.
- Ages 3+
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Put sugar into a hot drink and retire to a safe distance
- Ingredients: One Dose of Sugar with Magnesium Sulphate.
- Not suitable for children below 9 years.
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You know how to whistle don't you?
- Ages 5 up.
- Small parts.
- 8cm.
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Brew up and then retreat to a safe distance.
- Teabag containing tea and senna pods.
- Ages 9 and up
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Postage & Packaging Policy
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In the UK
- Pay per item what it costs to send.
- Maximum of £2:95 per order.
- Standard delivery FREE for orders over £40:00
- Standard delivery usually within 1-3 working days.
- Express delivery available: £6.95 Mainland UK only. Order before 3pm for next working day service.
Delivery outside the United Kingdom
- Pay per item what it costs to send.
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- We do not share/sell any of your personal information.
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