Rubber Chicken

We don't ask why people buy Rubber Chickens but we can say that they do! Afterall what true joker could be without one? Ours is imported, superbly finished and hand painted with lovely waggly legs and staring blue eyes.

In addition it has a sort of wheezy whistly squeak which means it makes a loud noise when pulled from your pocket.

Also available:
Fake Fried Egg

Serving Suggestion

Mrs Beatroot Says "During the war we could not get hold of fresh meat. Rubber, however, we had in abundance and thus the first Rubber Chicken was created. It makes a superb substitute for the real thing, with the added advantage of taking much longer to chew"