Plate Lifter

I was going to breakfast in the morning we all sat down and then there was a frt from everyone "April fools" i said That wasn't funny my dad dipped his teabag and drunk he dropped it and it smashed hot hot hot hot! "April fools" i said my mum shouted you better go to school i took the bus i sat next to a girl i dropped something whoops my eyeballs AAAAAAAUGH !!!!!!!!

SHE SCREAMED AF
when we got to school my teacher found a scratch card she said hurray hurray then found it was a fake AF I SAID we went for lunch bullies came to eat my snack what a suprise they found it was plastic then they saw my gum i tried to run but they caught me and ate one each their mouths caught fire and they ran to get water af. The principal was coming to our class he opened the door water came out hee tripped over a rubber rope fell in a puddle he stood up started to sneeze i helped him up he got an eletric shock then he slided out of our class april foools. Next a nurse came for our hygeine test i threw dirt on her face she then showed us how to clean it off but it got dirty the more she rubbed the dirtier she got.she ran out with the other kids to the principal.I went home it was my sister's birthday we brought her candles she blew them out they wouldn't blowe off then i yelled im got a bleeding finger there was blood my siter was trying to drink ice lemonade but froze when she saw a fly. AAAAAugh .she got some money from my parents which i santched with a money snatcher i threw water bombs and there were smashes everywhere i decided totake a photo water squirted from it everyone was panicking i threw itching powder and smoke bombs there were lot of screams and crashes and yells and bangs the goodpart was i found it was april fools tomorrow so i could play more pranks Not !!!!!!!!!! i had to spend the rest of the day cleaning the house and got grounded for 6 months and expelled from school .
April Fools !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I think not !!!.

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