Fake Poo

SillyJokes has a wide selection of realistic fake poo to choose from.

Our plastic poo selection includes fake dog poo, fake cat poo and even flinging monkey poo. Our fake poo comes in all shapes and sizes - just like the real thing! We have large round poo, long poo, curly poo and more.

Browse our range of fake poo using the menu options below and buy online today.

Dog Poo

Get your pooper scooper ready. Details

Web Price: £1.28 + P&P

In stock

Code: 121-099

Large Round Poo

This nicely tapered and artistically curled poo looks a few days old. Details

Web Price: £1.89 + P&P

In stock

Code: 121-093

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Fresh Look Curly Poo

It's just been done so it's still shiny. Details

Web Price: £1.79 + P&P

In stock

Code: 121-092

Long Poo with Sheen

This long poo is shiny so looks nice and fresh. Details

Web Price: £1.79 + P&P

In stock

Code: 121-091

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Cat Crap

Poor Kitty - she got shut in the lounge overnight. Details

Web Price: £0.99 + P&P

In stock

Code: 121-096

Sticky Poo

Wonderfully icky sticky fake poo, cold and clammy to the touch. Details

Web Price: £1.25 + P&P

In stock

Code: 120-171

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Bird Doo

Give your friend's car an Avian Arial Assault Details

Web Price: £1.48 + P&P

In stock

Code: 122-030

Flinging Monkey Poo

Have you been on safari lately? Thought so. Details

Web Price: £0.70 + P&P

In stock

Code: 122-033

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