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Fake Cockroach
£0.83
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Code: 121-213

Cockroach

Health Inspectors beware.

  • Realistic plastic cockroach.
  • 4.5cm.
  • Ages 3 and up.

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Six small fake flies
£0.83
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Code: 121-217

Fake Flies

Shoo fly, don't bother me!

  • Fake flies with clear wings.
  • Six per pack.
  • 1.5cm long.

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Earth Worm
£0.97
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Code: 121-223

Earthworm

Gardeners love 'em so why do they make people scream?

  • 18cm long, life sized
  • Stretchy rubber earthworm.

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Fake Mouse
£0.97
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Code: 121-229

Fake Rubber Mouse

"I saw a mouse,",
"Where?", "Where? Over there,"

  • 7cm body.
  • 17cm long with tail.
  • Grey rubber.

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Stretchy Web
£4.88
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Web Price: £4.88 + P&P   RRP £5.24

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Code: 340-107

Fuzzy Black Stretchable Web

3 fty Fuzzy stretchy spiders web shape

  • Fuzzy black spiders web,
  • 61cm x 61cm (2ft)
  • Stretches to over 90cm (3ft).

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Fake Spider and Fly
£0.87
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Web Price: £0.87 + P&P   RRP £0.92

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Code: 121-234

Fake Spider and Fly

A spider and fly combo. Just see how many ways you can use them to freak out your friends.

  • Fake plastic 5cm spider
  • and a 1.5cm fly.

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Cuddly bat toy
£5.86
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Code: 121-400

Cuddly Bat

Not all bats have to be scary. This cute and realistic cuddly toy is a bat you can be friends with.

  • 16cm plush bat toy
  • Suitable from age 3 and up

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£4.75
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Code: 121-239

140cm Snake (Assorted)

This is a large fake snake with attitude. It looks ready to strike.

  • Colourful rubbery fake snake
  • 140cm long when outstretched
  • You will receive ONE from the assortment
  • Order more than one and we will attempt an assortment, stock permitting.

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35cm Snake
£0.65
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Code: 121-237

35cm Fake Snake

Great for gift bags, as a jungle party table scatter and for a variety of other uses that only you can think of.

  • Fake snake
  • 35cm long when outstretched
  • You will received ONE from the assortment
  • Order more than one and we will attempt an assortment, stock permitting.

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£1.75
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Code: 121-197

Pk8 Scary Spiders

Pack of 8 spiders ideal for decoration or as spooky favours.

  • Pack of 8 fake spiders
  • Body 4cm long, legspan 7cm across

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Stretchable Spider Web
£0.97
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Get 3 for the price of 2
Web Price: £0.97 + P&P Get 3 for the price of 2

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Code: 121-148

Spider Web with 2 Spiders

The more you stretch the fibres the better it looks.

  • Fibres - Choking Hazard
  • Keep away from open flames
  • Includes 2 black plastic spider
  • Can be stretched down 1m and across approx. 2m.
  • Works well on rough surfaces, cannot cling to smooth surfaces.

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Fly in Ice Cube
£1.46
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Code: 121-190

Fly in Ice Cube

Breaks the ice at parties. An all time classic.

  • Plastic ice cube containing a fake fly.
  • Ages 3 +.

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£1.75
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Code: 121-149

Spider Web with 4 Spiders

Large packet of cobweb with four spiders to decorate a Halloween event or haunted house.

  • Fibres - Choking Hazard.
  • Keep away from open flames.
  • Includes 4 black plastic spiders.
  • Can be stretched to over 4 square meters.
  • Works well on rough surfaces, cannot cling to smooth surfaces.

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£1.25
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Code: 121-259

Squeezy Fly NEW

Squash and squeeze this fly and see it's colourful innards.

  • Squeeze squishy fly
  • 9cm x 6cm
  • Assorted colours, we are not able to specify which colour you will receive
  • Not suitable for children under 3 yrs

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Orange Web with 4 Plastic Spiders
£1.75
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Code: 121-147

Orange Spiders Web with 4 Spiders NEW

Orange cobweb decoration with spiders.

  • Fibres - Choking Hazard.
  • Keep away from open flames.
  • Orange web includes 4 black plastic spiders.
  • Can be stretched to over 4 square meters.
  • Works well on rough surfaces, cannot cling to smooth surfaces.

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£1.75
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Code: 121-146

Purple Spider Web with 4 Spiders NEW

This dark purple web looks good on paler walls.

  • Fibres - Choking Hazard.
  • Keep away from open flames.
  • Purple web includes 4 black plastic spiders.
  • Can be stretched to over 4 square meters.
  • Works well on rough surfaces, cannot cling to smooth surfaces.

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£1.23
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Code: 121-289

Magnetic Cockroach Pk2 NEW

Oh, how Heston Blumenthal would laugh if you put some of these magnetic cockroaches on his fridge at the Fat Duck.

  • Pack of 2 realistic plastic cockroach with magnetic underside
  • Approx. 7cm long
  • Not suitable for children under 5yrs, choking hazard.

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Creepy Critters Table Sprinkles
£1.91
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Code: 800-562

Creepy Critter Table Sprinkles

A handful of sparkling spiders.

  • Approx 20 plastic spiders and spiderlings coated in purple, orange and black glitter. Adults 5cm long, spiderlings just under 2cm across.

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£11.99
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Out of stock
Code: 121-258

180cm Rubber Python

Draps around your neck beautifully and is a great prop for jungle parties and displays.

  • Fake rubber snake
  • 180cm long when outstretched

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£3.25
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Web Price: £3.25 + P&P
Out of stock
Code: 121-238

95cm Snake

Good to hold in your hand and for decorating your room or just adding to your collection.

  • Fake rubber snake
  • 95cm long when outstretched
  • You will received ONE from the assortment
  • Order more than one we will try to send an assortment, stock permitting.

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£1.75
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Web Price: £1.75 + P&P
Out of stock
Code: 121-196

Fake Mice Pk8

Give yourself a plague of mice with these packs of black and grey plastic fakes.

  • Pack of 8 fake mice
  • Even mix of black and grey
  • 6.5cm nose to rump, roughly 14cm with tail

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Glow in the Dark stick on Spiders Web
£1.34
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Web Price: £1.34 + P&P
Out of stock
Code: 121-212

Glow Web

Stick it on your window for a creepy glowing spider based decoration.

  • Rubber glow in the dark web with spider at centre.
  • 35cm diameter.
  • Attaches with suckers.

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£1.75
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Web Price: £1.75 + P&P
Out of stock
Code: 121-144

Black Spider Web with 4 Spiders NEW

This black cobweb is good for pale or white walls where a white web would disappear.

  • Fibres - Choking Hazard.
  • Keep away from open flames.
  • Black web includes 4 white plastic spiders.
  • Can be stretched to over 4 square meters.
  • Works well on rough surfaces, cannot cling to smooth surfaces.

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