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Critters

Six small fake flies
£0.85
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Code: 121-217

Fake Flies

Shoo fly, don't bother me!

  • Fake flies with clear wings.
  • Six per pack.
  • 1.5cm long.

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Earth Worm
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Code: 121-223

Earthworm

Gardeners love 'em so why do they make people scream?

  • 18cm long, life sized
  • Stretchy rubber earthworm.

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Fake Mouse
£0.78
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Code: 121-229

Fake Rubber Mouse

"I saw a mouse,",
"Where?", "Where? Over there,"

  • 7cm body.
  • 17cm long with tail.
  • Grey rubber.

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Stretchy Web
£4.99
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Web Price: £4.99 + P&P   RRP £5.80

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Code: 340-107

Fuzzy Black Stretchable Web

3 fty Fuzzy stretchy spiders web shape

  • Fuzzy black spiders web,
  • 61cm x 61cm (2ft)
  • Stretches to over 90cm (3ft).

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Fake Spider and Fly
£0.89
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Code: 121-234

Fake Spider and Fly

A spider and fly combo. Just see how many ways you can use them to freak out your friends.

  • Fake plastic 5cm spider
  • and a 1.5cm fly.

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Cuddly bat toy
£5.99
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Code: 121-400

Cuddly Bat

Not all bats have to be scary. This cute and realistic cuddly toy is a bat you can be friends with.

  • 16cm plush bat toy
  • Suitable from age 3 and up

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£4.85
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Code: 121-239

140cm Snake (Assorted)

This is a large fake snake with attitude. It looks ready to strike.

  • Colourful rubbery fake snake
  • 140cm long when outstretched
  • You will receive ONE from the assortment
  • Order more than one and we will attempt an assortment, stock permitting.

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£12.25
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Code: 121-258

180cm Rubber Python

Draps around your neck beautifully and is a great prop for jungle parties and displays.

  • Fake rubber snake
  • 180cm long when outstretched

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£3.32
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Code: 121-238

95cm Snake

Good to hold in your hand and for decorating your room or just adding to your collection.

  • Fake rubber snake
  • 95cm long when outstretched
  • You will received ONE from the assortment
  • Order more than one we will try to send an assortment, stock permitting.

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35cm Snake
£0.66
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Code: 121-237

35cm Fake Snake

Great for gift bags, as a jungle party table scatter and for a variety of other uses that only you can think of.

  • Fake snake
  • 35cm long when outstretched
  • You will received ONE from the assortment
  • Order more than one and we will attempt an assortment, stock permitting.

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£1.79
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Code: 121-196

Fake Mice Pk8

Give yourself a plague of mice with these packs of black and grey plastic fakes.

  • Pack of 8 fake mice
  • Even mix of black and grey
  • 6.5cm nose to rump, roughly 14cm with tail

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£1.79
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Code: 121-197

Pk8 Scary Spiders

Pack of 8 spiders ideal for decoration or as spooky favours.

  • Pack of 8 rubber spiders
  • Body 4cm long, legspan 7cm across

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Stretchable Spider Web
£0.99
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Get 3 for the price of 2
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Code: 121-148

Spider Web with 2 Spiders

The more you stretch the fibres the better it looks.

  • Fibres - Choking Hazard
  • Keep away from open flames
  • Includes 2 black plastic spider
  • Can be stretched down 1m and across approx. 2m.
  • Works well on rough surfaces, cannot cling to smooth surfaces.

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Fly in Ice Cube
£1.49
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Code: 121-190

Fly in Ice Cube

Breaks the ice at parties. An all time classic.

  • Plastic ice cube containing a fake fly.
  • Ages 3 +.

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£1.79
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Code: 121-144

Black Spider Web with 4 Spiders

This black cobweb is good for pale or white walls where a white web would disappear.

  • Fibres - Choking Hazard.
  • Keep away from open flames.
  • Black web includes 4 white plastic spiders.
  • Can be stretched to over 4 square meters.
  • Works well on rough surfaces, cannot cling to smooth surfaces.

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Orange Web with 4 Plastic Spiders
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Code: 121-147

Orange Spiders Web with 4 Spiders

Orange cobweb decoration with spiders.

  • Fibres - Choking Hazard.
  • Keep away from open flames.
  • Orange web includes 4 black plastic spiders.
  • Can be stretched to over 4 square meters.
  • Works well on rough surfaces, cannot cling to smooth surfaces.

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£1.79
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Code: 121-146

Purple Spider Web with 4 Spiders

This dark purple web looks good on paler walls.

  • Fibres - Choking Hazard.
  • Keep away from open flames.
  • Purple web includes 4 black plastic spiders.
  • Can be stretched to over 4 square meters.
  • Works well on rough surfaces, cannot cling to smooth surfaces.

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Creepy Critters Table Sprinkles
£1.97
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Code: 800-562

Creepy Critter Table Sprinkles

A handful of sparkling spiders.

  • Approx 20 plastic spiders and spiderlings coated in purple, orange and black glitter. Adults 5cm long, spiderlings just under 2cm across.

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£1.50
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Code: 121-299

Poison Arrow Frog

These jewel-like poison arrow frogs are a beautiful way to decorate a table or put into loot bags at a jungle party.

  • Single poison arrow frog
  • Small rubber frog with bold markings
  • Assorted designs, we can not specify which ONE you will receive
  • All with 4cm body, those with legs outstretched full size 7cm

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£0.75
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Code: 121-292

Cockroaches Pk2

Imitation cockroaches as used by pranksters and environmental health trainers alike (the two are not mutually exclusive).

  • Pack of two
  • Fake Cockroaches with rubbery bodies
  • 4cm x 2cm
  • Not suitable for children under 5yrs, choking hazard

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Stretchable Rubber Frog
£2.50
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Code: 121-298

Stretchable Rubber Frog

These rubber frogs are all stretchy, unlike real frogs who really don't like it when you pull their froggy legs.

  • Single, rubber frog with painted markings
  • Stretchable rubber body with EPS Bead filling to belly
  • Life like size, 11cm from rump to nose (not including legs)
  • Assorted designs, we can not specify which ONE you will receive
  • Not suitable for children under 3yrs, choking hazard

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Plastic Lizard
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Code: 121-297

Lizard

What you need is lizards and lots of them. We've got plastic toy lizards which are ideal for a jungle, desert, or zoo party.

  • Single plastic lizard with squeak
  • Approximate length 30cm
  • Three main body shapes available with many different, realistic markings
  • Assorted designs, we are not able to specify which one you will receive

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£4.45
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Code: 121-294

Anaconda

Green rubber anaconda snake to collect or use as prop or decoration. It's the size of a new born anaconda.

  • Green Anaconda, rubber
  • 73cm long when out-stretched
  • 33cm x 18cm in his coiled state shown

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£1.99
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Code: 121-293

Tarantula

Don't be mistaken, this life-sized tarantula doesn't have 10 legs!

Its 8 legs, 2 pedipalps (short two at front) and a pair of spinnerets at the back. Just the way it should be.

  • Plastic tarantula with painted knees and thorax
  • 6 Inch legspan (15cm) at widest point
  • Not suitable for children under 3 yrs, choking hazard, or arachnophobes, who are scared of spiders.

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£2.50
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Code: 121-296

Stretchable Rubber Lizard

Stretchy squeezy selection of lizards for play or decoration. Collect the set.

  • Single, rubber lizard with painted markings
  • Stretchable rubber body with EPS Bead filling to belly
  • Assorted designs, we can not specify which ONE you will receive
  • Not suitable for children under 3yrs, choking hazard
  • Average sizes 10 Inch (26cm)
  • Sizes range from the Gila Monster at 25cm up to the Jackson's Chameleon at 38cm long

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£2.50
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Code: 121-295

Stretchy Rubber Bug

Fat squishy bugs to squeeze and stretch. Scorpion, Spider, Tarantula or Grasshopper.

  • Single, rubber bug with painted markings
  • Stretchable rubber creepy crawley with EPS Bead filling to body
  • Assorted designs, we can not specify which ONE you will receive
  • Scorpion 23cm x 13cm, Grass Hopper 13cm long, Spider and Tarantula 10cm with 16cm leg span
  • Not suitable for children under 3yrs, choking hazard

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£1.99
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Code: 121-074

Hairy Jumping Spider

Lots of people are scared of spiders and if they catch the movement out of the corner of their eye it could be enough to make them jump too.

  • Rubbery plastic spider with furry body
  • Squeez bulb pump in hand to jump
  • Tubing approx. 70cm long

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£1.79
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Out of stock
Code: 121-149

Spider Web with 4 Spiders

Large packet of cobweb with four spiders to decorate a Halloween event or haunted house.

  • Fibres - Choking Hazard.
  • Keep away from open flames.
  • Includes 4 black plastic spiders.
  • Can be stretched to over 4 square meters.
  • Works well on rough surfaces, cannot cling to smooth surfaces.

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