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We endeavour to respond to all email enquiries within one working day, usually quicker if you email during the working week.

Please take a moment to check the most commonly asked questions below before contacting us.

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Do you take orders by phone?

  • We do understand that customers may wish to make orders by phone however our online orders always get priority.
  • Please note that we do not take phone orders for less than £10.
  • It will help your phone order to go quickly and smoothly if you have taken a note of the code numbers of the products you wish to purchase e.g. 123-123.

Can I come round to the warehouse to buy goods?

  • You can pick up from our Milton Keynes warehouse 9am-5pm, Monday to Friday. As we don't have a showroom it's best to find what you want on the website and either select warehouse pickup in the basket or call your order in on 01908 904066 so we can have it ready for you to collect. Find us at Unit 10 The io Centre, Fingle Drive, Stonebridge, Milton Keynes MK13 0AT. We'd be happy to see you. Find our warehouse
  • During busy times we are also open some weekends, please call to check (Halloween, Christmas and World Book Day)

Have you received my order?

  • When you successfully place an order online you will get a transaction email from WorldPay within a few minutes providing you gave a valid email address. We will send you a confirmation email when we dispatch your order. This is usually within one working day. Please check your email account regularly as we will communicate any problems with your order via email.

    If you have not received any emails from WorldPay and did not see a 'Thank You' screen it is most probable your order has not been placed

Does 'PayPal payment pending' mean my order will be delayed?

  • No, your order is not effected by the Paypal payment pending email and will be dispatched as normal.

I'm in the UK. When will my parcel arrive?

  • Most UK parcels are shipped by first class mail , second class mail or courier within one working day. Royal Mail aim to deliver more than 90% of First Class letters by the next working day but this cannot be guaranteed. Second class mail takes about 2-3 working days..

    Express Delivery for guaranteed next working day delivery (Monday to Friday) in the mainland UK only can be added in your shopping basket.

    Delivery aims for the rest of the world are as follows:

    Western Europe 6 working days
    Outside Europe 10 working days

    You should receive an email when you place your order and when the order is shipped if you have given a valid email address.

When will my parcel arrive? Outside the UK

  • Parcels are shipped by Air Mail usually within one working day.
    • Delivery aims for Western Europe are 2 - 6 working days.
    • Delivery aims for the rest of the World are 10 working days.

    We offer no Express Delivery outside the UK.

    You should receive an email when you place your order and when the order is shipped if you have given a valid email address.

I can't see what I want on the website. Do you have any other products?

  • Everything we stock is available on the website. We regret we are unable to help with single items which are not listed. Try using the search box in the top right of every page to find what you are looking for.
  • We accept the following currencies:
    • British Pounds Sterling (£)
    • US Dollars ($)
    • Euros (€)

Change the currency in the shopping basket, or at any time during checkout, by selecting from the pull down list on your order total.
With cheques and postal orders UK delivery and British Pounds Sterling (£) only.

I represent a company and we need a quote for a large quantity of one of your products

  • We welcome serious enquiries about large quantities of our products and have helped out many prestigious clients.

    Please email us with details of your requirements including a good estimate of quantity, required lead time and any other special requirements. Please note we are unable to arrange printed products at this time If you want a sample, please purchase online.

Do you offer goods wholesale?

  • No, we are not distributors so cannot offer the goods from our website wholesale and we regret we are unable to divulge details of our suppliers.

Mail To:-

SillyJokes Ltd
Unit 10 The io Centre
Fingle Drive
Milton Keynes
MK13 0AT

E-Mail enquiries to

Telephone enquiries (UK) 01908 904066

(International) +44 (0)1908 904066

Minimum phone order £10. Online orders get priority. Product codes would be helpful. e.g. 123-123

Lines open 9am to 5pm GMT weekdays.

Fax enquiries +44 (0)1908 320708

How to find us

We are at Unit 10 The io Centre, Fingle Drive, Stonebridge, Milton Keynes MK13 0AT
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