What's a Secret Santa gift?

• Usually a gift bought for work or club colleagues for a Christmas party.
• You either buy for a specific person whose name you picked from a hat
• OR you buy a gift to be put into a central pool.

Our top tips.

• Agree a budget and stick to it. Keep it low.
• Remember these are work colleagues or casual friends. Don't shock and embarrass.
• Make your gift fun and light hearted.
• Try to match the recipient's known hobbies.
• Wrap it really nicely. That's all part of the excitement.
• Practise your delighted smile. You are bound to end up with a worse present than you gave.

We have masses of Silly Stuff all over the site. Here are few ideas to get you started.

Remote Controlled Fart Machine

YOU place the machine near your victim, but when the 15 different Cockney cheers start to roll YOU are in another room operating the control and collecting the laughs. Details

Web Price: £11.99 + P&P

In stock

Code: 080-001

Joke Lotto Tickets

Oh no, yet more evil pranks from SillyJokes.
This set of three different fake winning scratch cards wins everytime, but only if you can get a fairy to pick up the cheque. Details

Web Price: £0.99 + P&P

In stock

Code: 121-154

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Inflatable Guitar

The original air guitar. Details

Web Price: £1.99 + P&P

In stock

Code: 090-041

260Q Modelling Balloons

The most commonly used size in balloon modelling. Details

Web Price: £5.99 + P&P

In stock

Code: 700-100

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Snakes in a Can

Nut anyone? Details

Web Price: £3.97 + P&P

In stock

Code: 120-025

Snakes in a Tube (Potato Chips)

Once you pop you just can't stop... all the snakes from springing out. Details

Web Price: £4.99 + P&P

In stock

Code: 120-026

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Chattering Teeth

A great Wind Up.

Web Price: £1.99 + P&P

In stock

Code: 120-010

Self Inflating Whoopee Cushion

Hours of purile fun without the effort required to inflate. Details

Web Price: £1.99 + P&P

In stock

Code: 080-003

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Australian Cork Hat

Advance Australia Fair. Details

Web Price: £4.50 + P&P

In stock

Code: 100-184

Santa Hat

Christmas spirit 365 days a year. Details

Web Price: £0.99 + P&P

In stock

Code: 100-156

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Top 10 Jokes Gift Bag

Get our top ten practical jokes all in a glossy gift bag with coloured tissue ready to give the lucky recipient. Details

Web Price: £11.99 + P&P

In stock

Code: 123-900

Kangaroo

A great Australian Mascot. The cape can be removed. Details

Web Price: £5.97 + P&P

In stock

Code: 090-074

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Fake - One Million Pounds Bank Note

"Sorry mate, I've only got a note. Do you have change for a Million pounds?" Details

Web Price: £1.97 + P&P

In stock

Code: 121-153

Hand Buzzer

Let me shake you by the hand. Details

Web Price: £1.56 + P&P

In stock

Code: 120-165

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Fez

Just like that. Remember the Doctor knows best. Fezes are cool, but don't forget your bow tie. Details

Web Price: £3.66 + P&P

In stock

Code: 100-183

Beer Goggles

Have a laugh and take the mickey with these silly novelty specs. Details

Web Price: £2.99 + P&P

In stock

Code: 110-046

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Gagulator

This calculator has two modes, real and joke. It can read out funny answers when you make a calculation. Details

Web Price: £8.94 + P&P

In stock

Code: 090-034

Inflatable Saxophone

Party accessory or decoration. Details

Web Price: £1.75 + P&P

In stock

Code: 090-042

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Sudoku Toilet Tissue

A very silly gift for the suduko obsessed. Details

Web Price: £2.99 + P&P

In stock

Code: 703-104

Stylish Moustache Collection NEW

A great collection of moustaches which lets you try a different style every day. Details

Web Price: £3.99 + P&P

In stock

Code: 021-003

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Naughty Feet - Novelty Bath Towl

This saucy towel will make it look like you are carrying a woman around and her legs are wrapped around your waist. Details

Web Price: £17.50 + P&P

In stock

Code: 061-034

Inflatable Champagne Bottle

Lovely Bubbly Party Accessory. Details

Web Price: £3.22 + P&P

In stock

Code: 301-000

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Musical Piano Tie

At last a Piano Tie that can actually be played. Hilarious gift that you can play straight away. Details

Web Price: £9.99 + P&P

In stock

Code: 090-035

Fart Alert Button

Let everyone know when it's time to leave the room. Details

Web Price: £6.99 + P&P

In stock

Code: 090-033

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Butt Head Game

Ridiculous Game for all ages which involves throwing balls at other people's heads Details

Web Price: £13.55 + P&P

In stock

Code: 150-050

Vibrating Body Massager

Get a real nice shoulder rub or loosen up a tight leg muscle with this vibrating body massager. Details

Web Price: £7.50 + P&P

In stock

Code: 090-039

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The Melting Clock

Everyone goes through a surreal period and the clock is the perfect gift for fans of mad artists. Details

Web Price: £9.99 + P&P

In stock

Code: 090-037

Electronic Sound Bites

Great little hand held noise gadget which makes annoying and amusing sounds at the touch of it's many buttons. Details

Web Price: £8.50 + P&P

In stock

Code: 090-038

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Weasel Ball  NEW

This motorised ball rolls all over the place and the fluffy tail will intrigue pets. Details

Web Price: £5.99 + P&P

In stock

Code: 090-029

Umbrella Hat

Rain drops won't keep falling on your head. Details

Web Price: £4.59 + P&P

Sorry, Out of stock
Code: 100-057
Email me when available.

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Nun Head Dress

The hills are alive with the Sound of Music. Details

Web Price: £5.50 + P&P

Sorry, Out of stock
Code: 100-285
Email me when available.

Nail Thru Finger

OUCH! Details

Web Price: £0.99 + P&P

Sorry, Out of stock
Code: 121-245
Email me when available.

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Bullshit Button

If you detect the distinct aroma of someone talking rubbish - hit the button! Details

Web Price: £6.99 + P&P

Sorry, Out of stock
Code: 090-031
Email me when available.

Crossword Loo Roll

Work it out with a pencil, the crossword puzzle that is. This novelty bathroom tissue is ideal for word game fanatics. Details

Web Price: £2.99 + P&P

Sorry, Out of stock
Code: 703-102
Email me when available.

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Load of Rubbish

A lucky dip of random items which are too good to throw away. Don't say we didn't warn you. Details

Web Price: £5.00 + P&P

Sorry, Out of stock
Code: 123-910
Email me when available.

Loo Laughts Toilet Tissue

This loo roll is printed with gags and jokes to keep you giggling while you are in the smallest room. Details

Web Price: £2.99 + P&P

Sorry, Out of stock
Code: 703-103
Email me when available.

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Silly Straw Specs

Probably the silliest straw of them all. The drink goes round your eyes before you can enjoy it. Details

Web Price: £2.99 + P&P

Sorry, Out of stock
Code: 120-162
Email me when available.

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