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Christmas Gifts for Him
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Category: Fancy Dress > Accessories > Glasses > Specs
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I don't see the need for contact lenses.
- Black plastic rims
- Very thick clear lenses.
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Category: Practical Jokes > Toilet Humour
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See if you can get the vicar to sit down on this cushion, then watch his face when it lets off an enormous raspberry.
- Rubber whooppee cushion.
- 16cm dia.
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Category: Practical Jokes > Evil Sweets
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You suck! Which of you is the unlucky one and gets a blue mouth?
- 3 sweets on a card. Ingredients: Sugar,glucose, glucose syrup, colouring (E133) Ages 5 +
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Category: Practical Jokes > Joke Shop Favourites
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What true joker could be without one?
- Hollow Rubber Chicken.
- 50cm in length.
- Wheezy Squeak.
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Category: Practical Jokes > Toilet Humour
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YOU place the machine near your victim, but when the 15 different Cockney cheers start to roll YOU are in another room operating the control and collecting the laughs.
- Works up to 100ft and through walls.
- 15 realistic fart sounds using Boom Box technology.
- Requires 9V battery (PP3).
- Main unit 13cm x 9cm,
- Remote 3.5cm x 6cm
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Category: Practical Jokes > Fakes > Others
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Eww Yuck. Pavement Pizza! .
- 20cm x 16cm,
- Plastic Vomit with lumps and bubbly spittle
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Category: Practical Jokes > Evil Sweets
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Ewwww, why would you even think about eating smelly feet?
- Three wrapped sweets with stinky feet flavour.
- Not recommended for children under 5.
- Ingredients: Sugar, Glucose, Colour (E102), Flavour (Smelly Feet).
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Category: Props & Gifts > Gag Gifts
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Had a bad day? Take it out on this banana. No matter how you abuse it, it won't go brown.
- A soft, rubbery banana stress reliever
- Roughly 20cm in a relaxed state - can stretch to 60cm when the pressures on!!
- Squeeze it, twist it, pull and stretch it to let off tension and frustration
- Not suitable for children under 3 yrs
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Category: Fancy Dress > Hats > Xmas
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Go mad with this delicious looking roast turkey hat, especially if you've been charged with cooking the bird.
- Adult size hat
- 'Roasted Turkey' hat with cutlet frills detail
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Category: Fancy Dress > Accessories > Glasses > Specs
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Girls will make passes at men who wear glasses. You wish!
- Good quality fake specs
- Black plastic rims with clear lens
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Category: Props & Gifts > Inflatables > Animals
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Can you show Delia the blow-up doll a good time?
- Vinyl plastic blow up female
- 160cm tall.
- Takes appox 10min to inflate.
- Does not have any rude bits I'm afraid.
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Category: Practical Jokes > Fakes > Poo
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It's the oldest excuse in the book but now you can prove it! The dog really did eat your homework!
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Category: Fancy Dress
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Billy Bob Teeth
Hideous, Hilarious, Disgusting teeth that will have you and your mates rolling around with laughter.
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Category: Fancy Dress > Temporary Tattoos
Category: Practical Jokes > Fakes
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