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Category: Practical Jokes > Toilet Humour
Remote Controlled Fart Machine
£12.95
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Code: 080-001

Remote Controlled Fart Machine

YOU place the machine near your victim, but when the 15 different Cockney cheers start to roll YOU are in another room operating the control and collecting the laughs.

  • Works up to 100ft and through walls.
  • 15 realistic fart sounds using Boom Box technology.
  • Requires 9V battery (PP3).
  • Main unit 13cm x 9cm,
  • Remote 3.5cm x 6cm

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Category: Practical Jokes > Dirty Tricks
Fake Winning Scratch Card
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Code: 121-152

Fake Winning Scratch Card

Every ticket wins an amazing £50,000! Or at least that's what your victims will think. Evil!

  • Strip of four Winning Jackpot scratch cards
  • 10cm x 5cm.
  • £50,000 win every time.

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Category: Fancy Dress > Accessories > Glasses > Specs
bottle bottom specs
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Code: 110-002

Bottle Bottom Specs

I don't see the need for contact lenses.

  • Black plastic rims
  • Very thick clear lenses.

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Category: Practical Jokes > Joke Shop Favourites
Rubber Chicken
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Code: 120-020

Rubber Chicken

What true joker could be without one?

  • Hollow Rubber Chicken.
  • 50cm in length.
  • Wheezy Squeak.

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Category: Practical Jokes > Evil Sweets
Smelly Feet Sweets
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Code: 121-233

Smelly Feet Sweets

Ewwww, why would you even think about eating smelly feet?

  • Three wrapped sweets with stinky feet flavour.
  • Not recommended for children under 5.
  • Ingredients: Sugar, Glucose, Colour (E102), Flavour (Smelly Feet).

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Category: Practical Jokes > Shocking
Electric Shocking Mini Slot-Machine
£3.99
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Code: 090-007

Shock Slot Machine

Who could resist seeing if they are lucky by pulling the arm? Trust me, they are going to be unlucky and get a shock!

  • Mini Slot Machine with moving arm and display dials.
  • Discharges an electric shock when arm is pulled down.
  • Measures 6.2cm high, 4.2cm wide and roughly 3cm depth.
  • 1x AAA battery included.
  • !Warning! Emits electric shock. May interfere with electrical devices such as pacemakers.
  • Keep out of reach of children and patients.
  • Novelty gift item, this is NOT A Toy.

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Category: Props & Gifts > Body Parts
Squeeze Boob
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Code: 150-063

Boob Squeeze Ball

At last, get your hands on a false boob.

  • A soft, rubber, liquid filled, pink ball with a nipple.
  • Sold singly.

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Category: Practical Jokes > Fakes > Others
Fake Vomit
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Code: 120-040

Fake Sick

Eww Yuck. Pavement Pizza! .

  • 20cm x 16cm,
  • Plastic Vomit with lumps and bubbly spittle

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Category: Practical Jokes > Toilet Humour
Traditional Whoopee Cushion
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Code: 080-006

Whoopee Cushion

See if you can get the vicar to sit down on this cushion, then watch his face when it lets off an enormous raspberry.

  • Rubber whooppee cushion.
  • 16cm dia.

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Category: Fancy Dress > Accessories > Facial Hair > Value > Beards
Value Santa Beard
£3.50
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Code: 021-102

Santa Beard Value

He knows if you've been naughty or nice.

  • Fake beard.
  • Adult item
  • Keep away from fire.
  • Fitted with elastic.

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Category: Fancy Dress > Accessories > Facial Hair > Deluxe
Santa Wig and Beard
£24.95
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Code: 021-112

Santa Wig and Beard

A luxurious wig and beard combo to finish off that Santa Suit.

  • Wig and beard (two piece).
  • Man made fibre.
  • Keep away from fire.

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Category: Fancy Dress > Hats > Xmas
Santa Hat with Holly
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Code: 100-155

Santa Hat with Holly

Christmas Hat

  • 100% synthetic fibre.

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Category: Practical Jokes > Fakes > Poo
Dog Ate My Homework
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Code: 121-094

The Dog Ate My Homework

It's the oldest excuse in the book but now you can prove it! The dog really did eat your homework!

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Category: Fancy Dress
Billy Bob Teeth

Billy Bob Teeth

Hideous, Hilarious, Disgusting teeth that will have you and your mates rolling around with laughter.

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Category: Fancy Dress > Make Up, Face Paint & Tattoos > Temporary Tattoos
Tattoo  Sleeves

Tattoo Sleeves

Fabric tattoo sleeves make it look like your arms are covered.

Best Sellers:
Gangsta Sleeves, Vintage Tattoo Sleeves, Rock a Billy Tattoo Sleeves, Tribal Sleeves, more...


Category: Practical Jokes > Fakes
Bullet Holes

Bullet Holes

Incredibly realistic visual pranks for cars, fridges, gangster or cowboy parties, school books and lunch boxes

Best Sellers:
Rapid Fire, .38 Calibre, Glass Impact, .22 Calibre, more...


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