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Riong For Sex - metal hand bell

Hand Bell - Ring For Sex

At last, all you need to do is ring a bell for your every desire to be satisfied. Details

Web Price: £3.99 + P&P
In stock
Code: 500-141
Remote Controlled Fart Machine

Remote Controlled Fart Machine

YOU place the machine near your victim, but when the 15 different Cockney cheers start to roll YOU are in another room operating the control and collecting the laughs. Details

Web Price: £11.99 + P&P
In stock
Code: 080-001

Joke Lotto Tickets

Oh no, yet more evil pranks from SillyJokes.
This set of three different fake winning scratch cards wins everytime, but only if you can get a fairy to pick up the cheque. Details

Web Price: £0.99 + P&P
In stock
Code: 121-154
Traditional Whoopee Cushion

Whoopee Cushion

See if you can get the vicar to sit down on this cushion, then watch his face when it lets off an enormous raspberry. Details

Web Price: £0.99 + P&P
In stock
Code: 080-006

Blue Mouth Sweets

Blue Mouth Sweets

Classic confection which makes your mouth go blue. Details

Web Price: £0.99 + P&P
3 for 2
In stock
Code: 121-200
bottle bottom specs

Bottle Bottom Specs

I don't see the need for contact lenses. Details

Web Price: £1.75 + P&P
In stock
Code: 110-002

Snakes in a Tube (Potato Chips)

Once you pop you just can't stop... all the snakes from springing out. Details

Web Price: £4.99 + P&P
In stock
Code: 120-026

Sticky Poo

Wonderfully icky sticky fake poo, cold and clammy to the touch. Details

Web Price: £1.25 + P&P
In stock
Code: 120-171

Traffic Cone Hat

This traffic cone hat is a bit silly fun and will help you look like you are having the night of your life. Details

Web Price: £2.29 + P&P
In stock
Code: 030-226
Top 10 Jokes Gift Bag

Top 10 Jokes Gift Bag

Get our top ten practical jokes all in a glossy gift bag with coloured tissue ready to give the lucky recipient. Details

Web Price: £11.99 + P&P
In stock
Code: 123-900

Smelly Feet Sweets

Smelly Feet Sweets

Ewwww, why would you even think about eating smelly feet? Details

Web Price: £0.99 + P&P
In stock
Code: 121-233

Electric Shock Pen

Never need to lend a pen again. Details

Web Price: £4.99 + P&P
In stock
Code: 090-005

Gagulator

This calculator has two modes, real and joke. It can read out funny answers when you make a calculation. Details

Web Price: £8.94 + P&P
In stock
Code: 090-034
Fake Vomit

Fake Sick

Eww Yuck. Pavement Pizza! . Details

Web Price: £3.99 + P&P
In stock
Code: 120-040

Sudoku Toilet Tissue

A very silly gift for the suduko obsessed. Details

Web Price: £2.99 + P&P
In stock
Code: 703-104

Stylish Moustache Collection NEW

A great collection of moustaches which lets you try a different style every day. Details

Web Price: £3.99 + P&P
In stock
Code: 021-003

Naughty Feet - Novelty Bath Towl

This saucy towel will make it look like you are carrying a woman around and her legs are wrapped around your waist. Details

Web Price: £17.50 + P&P
In stock
Code: 061-034
Electric Shocking Lighter

Shock Lighter

Has a kick like a mule. Details

Web Price: £6.50 + P&P
In stock
Code: 090-006

Inflatable Woman

Inflatable Woman

Can you show Delia the blow-up doll a good time? Details

Web Price: £10.20 + P&P
In stock
Code: 790-111
Musical Piano Tie

Musical Piano Tie

At last a Piano Tie that can actually be played. Hilarious gift that you can play straight away. Details

Web Price: £9.99 + P&P
In stock
Code: 090-035

Geek Fancy Dress

Nerd Specs

Girls will make passes at men who wear glasses. You wish! These Wayfarer style specs makes geeks of us all. Details

Web Price: £3.99 + P&P
In stock
Code: 110-001
Rubber Chicken

Rubber Chicken

What true joker could be without one? Details

Web Price: £11.85 + P&P
In stock
Code: 120-020

Fart Alert Button

Let everyone know when it's time to leave the room. Details

Web Price: £6.99 + P&P
In stock
Code: 090-033

Panic Button

Too much pressure? Haven't a clue what to do? Press the panic button to begin countdown to the screaming ab dabs. Details

Web Price: £6.99 + P&P
In stock
Code: 090-032

Hand Bell - Ring For A Drink

Get a drink just by ringing the bell. You'll be waited on hand, foot and finger. Details

Web Price: £3.99 + P&P
In stock
Code: 500-142

Butt Head Game

Ridiculous Game for all ages which involves throwing balls at other people's heads Details

Web Price: £13.55 + P&P
In stock
Code: 150-050

Cat In The Bag

Hilarious motorised cat in the bag with attached tail which jiggles around all over the place. Details

Web Price: £6.99 + P&P
In stock
Code: 090-036
Spy Glasses with rear view

Spy Glasses

Look behind you while looking cool. Spot people as they come in and surprise them by recognising them without turning. Details

Web Price: £2.99 + P&P
In stock
Code: 110-027

Vibrating Body Massager

Vibrating Body Massager

Get a real nice shoulder rub or loosen up a tight leg muscle with this vibrating body massager. Details

Web Price: £7.50 + P&P
In stock
Code: 090-039

The Melting Clock

Everyone goes through a surreal period and the clock is the perfect gift for fans of mad artists. Details

Web Price: £9.99 + P&P
In stock
Code: 090-037

Electronic Sound Bites

Great little hand held noise gadget which makes annoying and amusing sounds at the touch of it's many buttons. Details

Web Price: £8.50 + P&P
In stock
Code: 090-038

Weasel Ball  NEW

This motorised ball rolls all over the place and the fluffy tail will intrigue pets. Details

Web Price: £5.99 + P&P
In stock
Code: 090-029

Fancy Dress Theme Ideas

Billy Bob Teeth

Hideous, Hilarious, Disgusting teeth that will have you and your mates rolling around with laughter.

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Tattoo Sleeves

Tattoo Sleeves

Fabric tattoo sleeves make it look like your arms are covered.

Tattoo Sleeve
Metal Sleeves SAVE

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Bullet Holes

Incredibly realistic visual pranks for cars, fridges, gangster or cowboy parties, school books and lunch boxes

Glass Bullet Holes
Krack Up Car Scratches
Bird Doo
Flinging Monkey Poo
more...
Body Bands Tattoo Transfers

Body Bands

Stylish and realistic temporary tattoos to put around your arms, leg or at the base of your back.

Tough Guy Tribals Body Bands
Chained Love Body Bands
Chicks Dig Bands
Metal Body Bands
more...

Roast Turkey Hat

Roast Turkey Hat

Go mad with this delicious looking roast turkey hat, especially if you've been charged with cooking the bird. Details

Web Price: £5.50 + P&P
Sorry, Out of stock
Code: 195-585
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Plush Blue Santa Hat with fur trim

Blue Plush Santa Hat

Support Santa without having to wear red and betraying your team. Details

Web Price: £2.99 + P&P
Sorry, Out of stock
Code: 200-958
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Thanks Giving Turkey Hat

Thanks Giving Turkey Hat

Planning on enjoying a nice roast turkey this Thanks Giving? Details

Web Price: £5.99 + P&P
Sorry, Out of stock
Code: 195-686
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Bullshit Button

If you detect the distinct aroma of someone talking rubbish - hit the button! Details

Web Price: £6.99 + P&P
Sorry, Out of stock
Code: 090-031
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Giant Self Inflating Whoopee Cushion

Giant Self Inflating Whoopee Cushion

This is the mother of all whoopee cushions. Gargantuan guffing fun. Louder and longer than ever before. Details

Web Price: £7.66 + P&P
Sorry, Out of stock
Code: 080-004
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Crossword Loo Roll

Work it out with a pencil, the crossword puzzle that is. This novelty bathroom tissue is ideal for word game fanatics. Details

Web Price: £2.99 + P&P
Sorry, Out of stock
Code: 703-102
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Jordan Ironing Board Cover

Jordan Ironing Board Covers

Iron Jordan's bikini and watch it disappear! Details

Web Price: £14.95 + P&P
Sorry, Out of stock
Code: 061-021
Email me when available.
Load Of Rubbish ?

Load of Rubbish

A lucky dip of random items which are too good to throw away. Don't say we didn't warn you. Details

Web Price: £5.00 + P&P
Sorry, Out of stock
Code: 123-910
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Loo Laughts Toilet Tissue

This loo roll is printed with gags and jokes to keep you giggling while you are in the smallest room. Details

Web Price: £2.99 + P&P
Sorry, Out of stock
Code: 703-103
Email me when available.

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