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Name Comments Fame-o-meter
Sarah Jane louise
09/08/2002 07:02:00
Im the worlds fastest chocolate eater
Comments: It takes the P*** OUT OF EVERY ONE
SillyJokes Says No, it only takes an irreverant look at people pretending to be famous.

Not Famous
Dancing Monkey
07/08/2002 14:07:00
Well I'm not famous am I? I'm just a run-of-the-mill ordinary dancing monkey. AIN'T YOU EVER SEEN ONE OF THOSE BEFORE?
Comments: I like it it is bananalicious! Why isn't there more monkeys? And bananas too. PLEASE! I CAN'T LIVE THIS WAY ANYMORE! STUCK IN A CAGE MY WHOLE BLOODY LIFE! HELP ME!
SillyJokes Says Dancing monkeys? We get a lot of those. Perhaps you are right, we need to appeal to our audience. Bring on the monkeys.

Not Famous
C.D
07/08/2002 08:13:00
I am going to be famous, a i am starting drama school and i am going to be a famous actress!! remember my name!!! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Comments: the arse race is good
SillyJokes Says FAME! I'm gonna live forever!

Not Famous
Emma
07/08/2002 07:49:00
my friend saw me on the television on party in the park
Comments: i love the arse race game it's really cool!
SillyJokes Says Let's get this straight, you are famous because your friend spotted you in a crowd of 50,000? You'll go far.

Not Famous
Mrs. Jimmy Fallon
06/08/2002 17:33:00
I'm married to the Saturday Night Live star Jimmy Fallon! And I'm friends with the glamorous Glittery Goddess. Thank goodness for glitter! LOL Anyway, I am a famous novelist. Yeah.
Comments: Lovely!!!! Esp. the Hebebe game thingy
SillyJokes Says There's a whole raft of people out there who think they are famous that I've never heard of. I guess that's celebrity ego for you.

Not Famous
Shaved Monkey
06/08/2002 12:58:00
I hang out with my trusty sidekick, Furry Beaver and dabble in crime fighting. Soon, every villain in the world will know the Shaved Monkey & Furry Beaver super duo.
Comments: This place makes me laugh me arse off. I love fart jokes, especially.
SillyJokes Says We have wigs if you want.

Minor Celebrity
Narquin
06/08/2002 12:51:00
I starred in a school play when I was small and I fainted in the middle of it.
Comments: Very funny! Especially dancing Blair and Hebebe, not forgetting the arse races!
WEB Site: www.edonline.biz
SillyJokes Says What a touching story.

Not Famous
Chris Edwards
05/08/2002 04:43:00
I wrote nearly all of Marshall Mathers a.k.a.Eminem's third album after he lost his note pad. Met him on and online chat and first sent him my work. Can't really say much more. You should investigate if your interested.
Comments: Plase to get this fraud out of my system, although I have been offered some money.
SillyJokes Says Can someone actually be taking responsibility for Eminem's drivel?

Not Famous
Makollig Jezvahted
03/08/2002 03:30:00
I was part of an Israli double act...
Makollig Jezvahted and Levdaroum DeBahzted
Comments: Gift wrapped dog poo. Yum yum, my favourite:)
SillyJokes Says Think about it

Was Famous Once
Gary Barlow
02/08/2002 12:07:00
What do you mean "was famous once e.g Gary Barlow"? I'll have you now I prefer to be know as a "minor celebrity" and every night at the Dog and Ham they beg me to sing "Relight My Fire".
Comments: I liked you're website with all the funny little arses and stuff but then you called me "a was famous once celebrity". I cried, you know.
SillyJokes Says Oh Boo Hoo poor little Gary Barlow. I bet you are begging to be on Celebrity Squares these days.

Minor Celebrity
Chickenwire
01/08/2002 11:59:00
Appeared on an ITV version of Jacaknory at the age of 12 with a mask on
Comments: I love the Dancing Blair! just what the Doctor ordered
SillyJokes Says

Not Famous
The Pope
01/08/2002 04:40:00
Control the minds of millions worldwide with my disciple Paul McKenna
Comments: It is the work of satan.
WEB Site: http://www.vatican.va
SillyJokes Says God was in here a while back, do you know him?
Did you hear the joke about this bloke who was employed to drive the Pope to the airport (something about some tarmac needing a kiss) but on the way he got ill and the pope got impatient and said he'd drive and drop the guy off at the hospital on the way. Anyhow these other blokes saw them go past and one took off his hat and bowed and the other one said, "Who was that?"
"I don't know," said the bowing guy, "but he must be important. The Pope is his chauffer."

Internationally Famous
Jessica Mann
01/08/2002 00:02:00
I play the bass guitar really good,I have played for 7 years and dont plan to stop anytime soon
Comments: It is funny
SillyJokes Says Seven years? Is that a record? Aren't your fingers tired?

Not Famous
Spok
31/07/2002 12:40:00
i have pointy ears
Comments: live long in prosper
SillyJokes Says Rarely have I received such an illogical submission but I am too scared of being considered a nerd to correct you.

Sounds Famous
Yoda
31/07/2002 12:38:00
I'm the shrivelled green dwarfy thing off of star wars
Comments: Let the force be with you
SillyJokes Says I'm sure there is a joke here somewhere but be arsed can't I

Internationally Famous

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