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Lord Jeffrey Archer
29/09/2002 13:38:00 | Fibbing.
Comments: Nice site can you supply to HM Prisons?
SillyJokes Says No. And I don't send stuff to the Hamiltons either. |
Minor Celebrity |
Dee Dee Diplodo
29/09/2002 09:57:00 | i starred in a small cartoon in the 80's called diplodos, i am now working with that bear from the big blue house, we are making a remake of fritz the cat.
Comments: good site, loved the dancing blair, and FREE!!!!
SillyJokes Says I thought that cartoon was a figment of my imagination as no one else remembers it. Thanks for making me sane again. |
Was Famous Once |
Terry Tapeworm
25/09/2002 21:45:00 | Well, actually. Almost three years ago to the day. I was sitting in a small cantene, which is very close to the outskirts of London. Whilst inside this cafeterior, I had only just ordered a Blueberry Muffin, when to my shock and shear delight. The assistant, serving behind the counter exclaimed to me. "Sir!, Sir!. There is something about this muffin which you really must know!".
"What?", I yelled back at this jubulent waiter. "Was back in 85.." He gradually explained to me. "That this very muffin, which I hold here in my mortal hand. Was glared at through this, our shop window. By none other, than Frank Skinner's auntie in law". With much excitment and ambition, of being the very first person in history to taste this famous cake. I accepted. And payed out £30 for the great delicacy
Comments: Lifes a bitch. So praise the lord
SillyJokes Says Terry you have muffin I wish to hear. |
Not Famous |
Darius
21/09/2002 10:52:00 | You guys better move me from 'not famous' to 'internationally famous', I am from Glasgow you know, see you Jimmy and all that, what ho... and the next person to say my real name is Danish (as in the bacon) will feel the fat end of my agent's wad!
Comments: If you didn't offend me so badly I might have been able to enjoy your moderately funny website
SillyJokes Says Ah, shove off, you barely talented warbler. |
Not Famous |
King of Sweden. "Kungen"
21/09/2002 08:14:00 | I'm the king dammit!
Comments: Funny as hell ! Even more fun than the Windows Autoupdate page!!
SillyJokes Says Oh, come on - that's a very funny page. You are embarrassing me. |
Internationally Famous |
Mc Hammer
20/09/2002 14:13:00 | Well I donned rap with my just-outta-conference business stylee but then i built a massive hammer house and a gold toilet and another mansion for my pot bellied pig, Wiggles, and then I went bankrupt and sold my teeth.
Comments: Yo can't touch this! Now split with me! Whooo! Yeah! Oh yeah the sites good but i noticed you didn't include my new autobiography "Hammer Time Kids" in your lil' shop thang?
SillyJokes Says 'Mc' Hammer - does that mean all you can get these days is a job in a fast food restuarant? |
Was Famous Once |
John Major
20/09/2002 13:15:00 | Hmmm... I hate tony blair and think davbid blunkett is a hell-raiser, is that all i may do?
Comments: I think this web site is top class, well done to all of you, good chaps!
SillyJokes Says I can never take you seriously since the Edwina Curry thing came to light. Shudders. |
Was Famous Once |
King Kong
19/09/2002 06:41:00 | i was in the king kong remake i was king kong it didn't do very well though
Comments: i like dancing tony blair
SillyJokes Says We welcome the king of the swingers. Twas Beauty killed the beast. |
Internationally Famous |
Trudi Styler
19/09/2002 05:57:00 | I'm married to Sting. We have tantric sex
Comments: Lovely arse
SillyJokes Says Well, you'd know Trudi, eh? Come on, admit it. Sometimes you'd rather just have a quickie? |
Minor Celebrity |
Stella Rachelle Vaughan
18/09/2002 23:25:00 | I am a National Star because I am Stella Rachelle Vaughan! Everyone knows me!!
Because I am a model, singer, song writer, dancer, musician, reader, medatator, and most of all an Inventor!
Comments: It is totally attrocious in every way (except 4 the Hebebe shows!)
SillyJokes Says Not everyone knows you Stella. For instance we don't and I bet if we had a poll most people who come wouldn't either. |
Not Famous |
Kevin Scollick
18/09/2002 08:29:00 | Novelist/Drama teacher. Write articles for various magazines and internet websites. Friends with Uri Geller
Comments: Funny...very funny. Well worth a visit
SillyJokes Says You certainly sound famous. I'm sure you'll get published one day. Otherwise just keep on teaching. |
Was Famous Once |
Shawn Cleary
16/09/2002 20:10:00 | Because I'm from Tampa and I met a guy from London once and we had alot of beers together
Comments: Very, very entertaining
SillyJokes Says Someone from London drank beer and went to Florida? Crumbs. I bet that doesn't happen very often. |
Not Famous |
Saddam Hussein
16/09/2002 19:32:00 | I am an internationally reknowned turdball and all-round bad egg. Although I am an evil dictator I always look like a Village People reject.
Comments: Nice shade of mustard-yellow. Reminds of the gas that I use on people I don't like.
SillyJokes Says Your mask is selling like hot cakes so some people must want to be like you. |
Internationally Famous |
Jonathon Heffernan
16/09/2002 16:53:00 | I can eat dogs
Comments: Dog eating is cool
SillyJokes Says We don't like dogs. Eat as many as you can. |
Internationally Famous |
cameron diaz
16/09/2002 08:12:00 | all the movies ive starred in plus my modelling career
Comments: what a nice web site
SillyJokes Says what a nice girl. |
Internationally Famous |
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