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Jamie Oliver
04/11/2001 04:53:00 | I am famous for my fat tongue and mockney accent, not to mention my adverts for Sainsburys. "Easy, tiger!"
Comments: Pukka!!
WEB Site: http://www.jamieoliver.net
SillyJokes Says Thanks for dropping by, Jamie. Have a word with your producer about the wobbly camera work will you? It gets right on my tits. Oh and yet another reason to shop at Tesco in our opinion. |
National Star |
lucy
04/11/2001 04:26:00 | not only is my name in a beatles song, but i also met noel edmunds in sainsburys
Comments: silly jokes is a cool website. i have spent an absolute fortune here...
SillyJokes Says See what we are missing by shopping at Tesco? To think Noel Edmunds has to get his own beer and fags. How the mighty are fallen. |
Not Famous |
Bruce Willis
03/11/2001 06:55:00 | name like a star
Comments: Kids are on it all the time.
Great fart dictionary!!!!!!!!!
SillyJokes Says Hi Bruce, it must be particularly galling to have the name and all the jokes without the millions and millions of dollars and Demi Moore as an ex-wife. |
Sounds Famous |
Matt Davies
02/11/2001 06:58:00 | numerous television appearances, including the internationaly renowned rugby 2000 shown on htv wales.and also famous for his rugged good looks
Comments: made me pee me pants with laughter
WEB Site: http://www.littlenlarge.homestead.com/littlenlarge.html
SillyJokes Says It's a pleasure, Matt. I think I saw you on that Rugby Special. Were you wearing a green and red top? |
Was Famous Once |
bruce willis
01/11/2001 05:45:00 | loads of money
Comments: very funny
WEB Site: http://www.brucewillis.com
SillyJokes Says Bruce, it's been ages. Last time we saw you, you were hiding in the attic waiting to pop out and scare the cleaning lady. How are things? |
Internationally Famous |
britney spears
31/10/2001 16:37:00 | singer, soon to be actress
Comments: it was hilarious! i came looking to buy justin a cute gag gift! ~ i love you all!
WEB Site: http://www.britneyspears.com
SillyJokes Says Is it really you, Britney? Try our real feel dog poo. Then you can say, "Opps I did it again." and everyone will laugh, oh how they'll laugh. Just the thought of you nipping one off on the carpet reduced me to tears. |
Internationally Famous |
Julia Roberts
31/10/2001 14:55:00 | I do movies and stuff...
Comments: It's really funny. I just like for some reason.
SillyJokes Says Ah, lovely Julia Roberts, so pretty, such a big gob. |
Internationally Famous |
Yea Ya
31/10/2001 13:03:00 | I can burp the abc's twice in a row plus my full name!
Comments: It is so fricken cool!
SillyJokes Says Now that is something we'd like to see. |
Not Famous |
_mrs_bennington_
31/10/2001 11:16:00 | i am married 2 chester bennington from linkin park
Comments: its wkd and like soo koool but my husbands website is better
WEB Site: www.linkinpark.com
SillyJokes Says Sadly being married to someone famous doesn't mean you are famous. We don't know where Linkin Park is but we're sure it must be very nice there. |
Not Famous |
Matthew Ward
31/10/2001 04:39:00 | I'm just to good, you can't rate me
Comments: Great design and interesting features
SillyJokes Says Wardy, you are star! |
Sounds Famous |
Hugh Grant
31/10/2001 00:32:00 | Getting sexual favours from the ropey pro Divine Brown whilst dating lush beauty Liz Hurley.
Comments: Excellent bottom burp toys, just what I was looking for.
WEB Site: http://www.ilostlizcoziamamincer.com
SillyJokes Says Well well well, Hugh you really blew it, didn't you? And now Liz has been knocked up by some other bloke. Hope the Fart Machine makes up for your loss. |
Internationally Famous |
alyson williams
30/10/2001 12:38:00 | i starred in a blockbuster movie and in a tv series
Comments: i luv whatever this website is
SillyJokes Says Well, we have never heard of you. Are you sure you didn't just appear on Blockbusters with Bob Holness? |
Not Famous |
Matthew Kelly
30/10/2001 11:24:00 | Being tall with an ear ring. Main man on stars in your eyes.
Comments: Its a good crack
SillyJokes Says Tonight Matthew, we're going to be..........
watching the other channel. |
Minor Celebrity |
freet
29/10/2001 10:24:00 | I am just soooooooo kool
Comments: Thi9s is ssssssssssooooooo bludy funny!!!! The arse race is sooooooriginal well done
SillyJokes Says Honestly Freet, we doubt if you were even famous once but since you have been so nice about the Arse Racing we couldn't resist you. |
Internationally Famous |
Sara Cox
29/10/2001 02:30:00 | Radio
Comments: It is OK
SillyJokes Says Sara, Sara, Sara, try not to get too overexcited. It's only a website. |
National Star |
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