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Name Comments Fame-o-meter
Michael Owen
30/10/2002 07:15:00
I am very fmous, mostly because of my great skills on the football pitch, I was the youngest goalscorer at 17 until dat prick called Wayne Rooney came along nad stole my show, Prick!!! I am an iternational football player, I play for Liverpool F.C and england!!!
Comments: Your website rocks, but everyone knows dat my farts are best!! HA HA HA HA
SillyJokes Says

Internationally Famous
Fungus D Bogey (a.k.a The Bogeyman)
29/10/2002 11:01:00
Let's set the record straight.I am NOT
something from the toilet. I am made from the finest bogies, specially hand picked. I really do taste good.Oh, I'm also supposed to scare little kids.I also have a book about me called Fungus the Bogeyman(5.99 from any good bookshop)
Comments: I loved Arse Race and Fartmatic.I've got a good idea for a game.You have to pick greenies from a nose and flick it at targets.
SillyJokes Says I suggest you are not Fungus the Bogeyman, but Raymond Briggs, his creator, trying to drum up trade.

Internationally Famous
James Brown
28/10/2002 09:40:00
Similar name to singer
Comments: Your website rules
SillyJokes Says Similar? It is the same. Have you checked you are not James Brown? Do you live in America? Can you take it to the bridge?

Sounds Famous
ray_von_05
28/10/2002 04:35:00
my chat name is ray_von_05 from phoenix nights im not really a celebrity i just say i am for the fun of it
Comments: its the funnyist website of all
SillyJokes Says just so long as you aren't a 45 year old bloke claiming to be a 14 year old girl, it's OK to pretend you are something you are not in a chatroom.

Sounds Famous
amanda smith
28/10/2002 04:32:00
I started to sing in a school musical and then i tried out for popstars. I didn't make it into the band but a few weeks later i got a call from a man claiming he could use my voice. I'm now a solo artist known as bubbles!
Comments: I love this website, miniclip is great too!
SillyJokes Says I think you are being badly advised. Bubbles is Wacko Jacko's chimp. Stick with Amanda Smith - it has more charisma.

Minor Celebrity
Babe
26/10/2002 14:24:00
I was in a film about a farm, i had the starring role, i was a pig.
Comments: I would like to see more farm animals.
SillyJokes Says Go to a farm?

Was Famous Once
The Giant Eye
25/10/2002 06:49:00
I see EVERYTHING, and no, I'm not God or Santa Clause either. Odd that I don't have a website though...
Comments: I would say something nice, but you guys have been very very bad.
SillyJokes Says Gosh darn it, he HAS been watching us.

Internationally Famous
Aaron the Ferret
25/10/2002 05:55:00
I can put a hat on my head, salt an egg and i can balance on 2 feet.
Comments: It is the Hey yagahoiest web site ever
SillyJokes Says Hooble dooble do.

Not Famous
Gally
24/10/2002 03:08:00
I am one of Jubilo's (Japanese Football Team) players.
Comments: This site cheered me up whilst I was out injured.
SillyJokes Says We are the caring website

National Star
Harrison Ford
23/10/2002 16:30:00
ive benn in such films as " Raiders of the lost ark and so on
Comments: this is a great website and ill be back soon

SillyJokes Says No, Harrison, Arnie says, "I'll be back"

Internationally Famous
Jools Holland
23/10/2002 07:36:00
I am the bestr damn pianist on teh face of htis earth
Comments: I have a band, and alot of famous friends
SillyJokes Says Money can buy you friends

Minor Celebrity
Elvis
23/10/2002 07:33:00
i got fat, went on drugs, and then i supposedly died
Comments: I did infact not die, i just went home. My "death" was an ellaborately planned escape
SillyJokes Says When have I heard that before? Only every other week!

Was Famous Once
Dennis Da Menace
22/10/2002 14:27:00
Well I must be internationally famous cos they sells my comic in Canada yeah? I'm back with a brand new hip-hop stylee yeah? BO!
Comments: It's wicked yeah?
SillyJokes Says You have a kid of watered down Dennis the Menace over there don't you?

Internationally Famous
Patrick Moore
22/10/2002 14:22:00
Bumbling old coot.
Comments: Wahsthahsmumblegrumblewheesht. COUGH!
SillyJokes Says humerhum chach

National Star
charlotte church
20/10/2002 04:01:00
im a solo singer .
im 17
i come from wales
Comments:
to be honest i really like arse racing
its soooo cool

SillyJokes Says Can you do The Snowman?

Minor Celebrity

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