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Name Comments Fame-o-meter
Jason Donovon
18/12/2001 08:21:00
I had those boyishly clean goods locks, clean bouncy quiffed hair, clean carefree way of living and clean way of talking that made every man sick and all the girlies moist, before I dramatically plunged into a hellish pool of drink, drugs and alcohol, leaving me with `a wide-eyed nutter' look (reminiscent of Spencer Tracey's portrayal of Mr Hyde in Dr Jekyll & Mr Hyde).
Comments: I'm NOT gay.
SillyJokes Says I'll never forget the wedding with you and Kylie. I bet you are jealous of her success now, aren't you?

Was Famous Once
Teddy Sheringham
17/12/2001 13:00:00
Playing Football for a top premiership team
Comments: Great web site, will tell the lads to log on
WEB Site: http://www.spurs.co.uk
SillyJokes Says Over 'ere mate, on the 'ead. Great to hear from you again Teddy. How's the Cher Wig looking these days?

National Star
Jennifer Walker
17/12/2001 04:29:00
i used to date Eroll Brown from Hot Chocolate
Comments: i like your website
SillyJokes Says I believe in miracles, but dating Eroll Brown doesn't make you famous, sorry.

Was Famous Once
Jeremy Beadle
16/12/2001 14:44:00
Star of "Beadle's About" and "You've been framed" Now trying to get into the panto business but having trouble breaking thorugh.
Comments: I like the web site and seriously suggest a mask made of my face.
SillyJokes Says We did have a mask of your face but it was so hideously ugly that parents kepts asking us to take it down, it was making their kids cry.

Was Famous Once
Liam Rhodes
16/12/2001 04:56:00
I am the part owner of totaltek.co.uk!
Comments: Our web site is brilliant... its well worth a look with great services
WEB Site: http://www.totaltek.co.uk
SillyJokes Says No, I said say something nice about OUR site!

Not Famous
Robert De Niro
15/12/2001 05:40:00
hollywood actor
Comments: it's ok, made me laugh, truly. good fart gags.what can i say?
SillyJokes Says You can only say, "You lookin' at me? You lookin' at me? Well I don't see anybody else here."

Internationally Famous
Taff
14/12/2001 11:57:00
I am the mascot of WALES YFC. I met prince charles and dai llanilar once.
Comments: nice teeth. how about some billy-bob arses to go with them?
SillyJokes Says Billy Bob Arses? Why didn't we think of that? note to self - get some arses

Minor Celebrity
Borat
14/12/2001 04:46:00
I am a tv presenter from Khazackstan! I have friend called Ali.
Comments: I Like! I need to do a toilet!!
WEB Site: http://www.0898.f2s.com
SillyJokes Says They really know how to laugh in Khazackstan!

Minor Celebrity

13/12/2001 13:30:00
IN TWELVE MONKEYS, I WAS THE GUY THATR SHOUTED 'FREEZE!' AT BRUCE WILLIS! IM THE ONLY ONE THAT HAS EVER KILLED HIM IN A FILM!!!
Comments: SOMETHING NICE ABOUT OUR WEBSITE
SillyJokes Says Don't even know your own name? Don't even know that Bruce Willis was killed by Richard Gere in The Jackal? Get outta here.

Not Famous
Allsumma Bin Largin'
13/12/2001 05:25:00
Come to Ibiza in 2002 and you'll see!!
Comments: Excellent site, Love the Billy Bob teeth.
How about some Bin Largin' Beard's?

SillyJokes Says Is that an invitation? pencils in diary

Minor Celebrity
Fred Durst
12/12/2001 14:29:00
I have the same name as the guy from Limp Biscuit and I was in the World Trade Center on 11 Sept.
Comments: Arse Race rocks.Every arsey N Together now, shut the f*** up.
WEB Site: http://limpbizkit.com
SillyJokes Says Now Fred Durst we've heard of even if we don't really approve of his rock and roll lifestyle. Shame you are not the real Fred Durst.

Sounds Famous
Arnold Schwarzenegger
12/12/2001 12:21:00
My bulging biceps and stupid voice!
Comments: Extremely funny. Ha Ha Ha!
SillyJokes Says No doubt you'll be after a mask of yourself.

Internationally Famous
Chitterling Grebe
12/12/2001 09:24:00
I invented the process whereby the molecular stucture of wood is altered, thereby enabling it to be flexible. Without me the handle of walking sticks would be straight as opposed to the now-traditional curve which is loved and treasured by all.
Comments: Thanks for the Fartomatic. It makes for an amusing diversion during whist drives.
SillyJokes Says I always wondered about the properties of wood and walking stick handles. Do you do umbrellas too?

Minor Celebrity
DJ Swaxxy
12/12/2001 07:18:00
dj in some big clubs around the uk, iv'e done fabric, and won bedroom bedlam at ministry of sound and get mobbed by loads of people when i go to london.
Comments: don't come here
SillyJokes Says If you don't come here, what are you doing here?

Not Famous
Celine Dion
11/12/2001 14:51:00
I sing real good
Comments: I enjoy all the farting
WEB Site: http://www.celinedion.com
SillyJokes Says Ah Yes, Celine, how well we remember your little known experimental album you made entitled "My Farts will all Pong." Shame they didn't use it in the Titanic film.

Internationally Famous

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