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Redge Black
06/01/2002 13:15:00 | I was in the background of the movie "It: The Thing From Out of Space". I was a news reporter.
Comments: This web site is atortious, wait a second, money eh? THIS SITE IS BRILLIENT
SillyJokes Says People from the background of films. What would Hollywood be without them? Well done, Reg. |
Was Famous Once |
Aled Jones
06/01/2002 06:13:00 | Singer of "I'm walking in the air" from The Snowman... best singer out of Wales. If Charlotte Church wants to come to my flat for a slice of Cheese on Toast... I'll give her one!
Comments: Wicked man!
SillyJokes Says Aled!! I'm shocked. I thought you'd always be an innocent little boy. Wasn't that part of the contract when you agreed to do Songs of Praise? |
Was Famous Once |
Wolf
06/01/2002 06:03:00 | I put fear into many a victim on Gladiators!
Comments: Grrrrrrrrr
SillyJokes Says You were my fav Gladiator. Eh, but what a hash that Ridley Scott made of the film. It was nothing like the show and Russell Crowe didn't do you justice. |
Was Famous Once |
Can't remember... still got amnesia
06/01/2002 06:02:00 | I was the bloke who Eric Cantona kicked in the head.
Comments: C'est merd!
SillyJokes Says I'd forgotten about that. All the rubbish poetry in the world can't make up for being such an idiot, can it? |
Was Famous Once |
Shirley Crabtree aka Big Daddy
06/01/2002 06:01:00 | Was once a Wrestler, famous for my feuds with Giant Haystacks (You Fat B@stard), neither of us won because we both died because we ate all the pies.
Comments: Fart Machines? Crap. What do you think I was doing with I sat on my opponents face? I weren't singing the national anthem anyway! (Although I could fart it perfectly in tune).
SillyJokes Says I wish I could see you in the ring with 'The Game'. What a laugh that would be, eh? I bet your fans could beat his! |
Was Famous Once |
Father Jack Hakket
06/01/2002 05:49:00 | Feck! Arse! Drink! Girls!
Comments: Arse! Arse! Arse Racing!
SillyJokes Says Steady now, Father Hacket. Here's your whiskey. Sit down there quietly and I'll find you a nice website with girls on it. |
National Star |
Sergei Bubka
06/01/2002 05:47:00 | I does hold world record this for in the Pole Vaulting.
Comments: Looking at this site does making me laugh a lot and jumping to me high of this ground bigger than when I is playing with my pole.
SillyJokes Says Glad to see World Class Sportsmen and Women are able to find the time to laugh. |
National Star |
Rolf Harris
06/01/2002 05:45:00 | Multi-talented... Artist, Singer and now presenting Animal Hospital to pay off my vets bills. (They cut my claws and trim my beard).
Comments: Arse Races? They should be kangaroos mate!
SillyJokes Says I've never trusted you since you tied that kangaroo down. And I am not your Sport. |
National Star |
Julie Andrews
06/01/2002 05:43:00 | I was Mary Poppins, also starred in Sound Of Music and other films that aren't on every christmas.
Comments: Since I have been unable to sing for several years, I have dedicated my time to imporving the standard of my farts. If you require somebody to record new farts for your machine, please contact me.
SillyJokes Says Julie, you're first on the list. Can you do melodies? |
Internationally Famous |
Philip Thompson
06/01/2002 05:27:00 | I run jokelists with a combined 200,000 daily subscribers.
Comments: I wouldn't get off my arse for an arse race.
WEB Site: http://www.keepAhead.com
SillyJokes Says Hello Philip. Glad you enjoyed the Arse Race. |
Internationally Famous |
Easter Bunny
06/01/2002 04:00:00 | I am the Easter Bunny
Comments: Stop trying to shoot me
WEB Site: http://www.freesitegroup.com/dwarfhamster
SillyJokes Says What a cruel twist of fate. The Rabbit's website is about Hamsters! |
Internationally Famous |
Saffron Monsoon
05/01/2002 22:17:00 | I wrote and directed a play about my life, Self-Raising Flower. Nothing much really, it only ran for one night. Umm ... also my mother used to handle PR for Twiggy, and is a personal friend of Katie Grin. Also, people tell me I look like Helena Bonham-Carter.
Comments: Well, I don't think fart jokes are very funny at all, but I'll be sure to tell my brother Serge about your Star Trek uniforms. (He used to have a model Enterprise hanging in his room.)
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SillyJokes Says Saffy darling, mwah mwah. |
Not Famous |
Triple H
05/01/2002 10:35:00 | Greatest superstar in Pro Wrestling. 5 time WWF Champion. AKA "THE GAME"
Comments: I came here when I read the English FHM. I saw the billy bob teeth. Excellent!
WEB Site: http://www.wwfsuperstars.com
SillyJokes Says "The Game" (is that Monopoly or Buckaroo?) who very nice to see you round the site. (You have to be nice to people that big even if you've never heard of them) |
Internationally Famous |
Darius
04/01/2002 05:53:00 | I have worked my Baws aff singing on the telly.
Comments: I would just like to say I think it is a 'jolly' discrace that you don't rate me as even a minor celeb.
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SillyJokes Says I say Darius, you arn't the cheesey Mr Nice Guy afterall are you? We had to edit your post and that stuff you said you were going to do to Simon Cowell we will pass onto the Police. |
Not Famous |
Fat Boy Slim
04/01/2002 02:48:00 | I mix and match!
Comments: Time to get arsey over a couple of rubber chickens eh?
WEB Site: http://www.gutterandstars.com/
SillyJokes Says Oh we like Fat Boy Slim. We've got rubber chickens aplenty, we live Rubber Chickens. Rubber Chickens are our lives. It doesn't get any sadder than that. |
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