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Name Comments Fame-o-meter
THE QUEEN
12/01/2002 09:07:00
I am the queen for gods sake
Comments: COOL AND HIP
SillyJokes Says Yes, you'll probably hearing a lot of words like Cool and Hip now Harry has been to rehab.

Internationally Famous
Jonas fae Troon
12/01/2002 07:20:00
I once phoned into the Scotty McClue show and said "Scotty, did you hear about the..." and then flushed the toilet... God, I'm funny! What a hoot. Anyone want tae be ma pal?
Comments: Eh, nice gaf ye've got here. Eh, Gonnae no do that? How? Just gonnae know. Better go noo, the nurse is comin' tae gi me ma medication.
WEB Site: http://www.naechancethatidhaveabloodywebsite.com
SillyJokes Says Keep taking the medicine. People might be think you are funny peculiar not funny ha ha but you're a star for us.

Not Famous
Adrian Mole
11/01/2002 06:30:00
I am an intellectual who had my diaries published.
Comments: Pranks are not funny, it is usually us intellectuals who are the victim.
WEB Site: http://www.iqtest.com
SillyJokes Says That's because you're so easy to wind up.

Was Famous Once
Jay Kay
10/01/2002 13:47:00
i'm loaded and drive Ferrari's. also i liked denise van outen. she was brill in bed. im in jamiraqui.
Comments: ledgend. i'll buy it off u for £1,000,000.
SillyJokes Says Keep talking....

Internationally Famous
Taff Davies
10/01/2002 13:42:00
used to be kit man for mark mcgee at leicester and wolves
Comments: this site is brilliant. like the arseracing very good. p.s. i still live in leicester in a brilliant village called cosby
SillyJokes Says You still live in Leicester? What, you mean you haven't moved since last we spoke?

Not Famous
Chris Mou
10/01/2002 13:17:00
My surname is almost the same as the sound cows make. And everyone knows cows. Does that makes me an international celeb?
Comments: Moooooo. Which is the highest honour a non-cow can recieve in the bovine world.
SillyJokes Says Yeah, moooo right back atcha!

Sounds Famous
Stone Fox
09/01/2002 17:12:00
I am a captian of the Orchard Park Varsity Rock Paper Sissors Team.
Comments: I truly enjoy the game Janken because I find that it is a great training tool to use to get pumped up for our big tournaments.
WEB Site: http://www.geocities.com/ophsvrps/
SillyJokes Says Crikey, is that how you got into college, on the strength of your Rock Paper Scissors? Well done and good luck.

Minor Celebrity
B MAN
09/01/2002 16:45:00
PLAY BASS IN A HARDCORE BAND
Comments: IT IS FUNNY AS ALL HELL!!!!!
SillyJokes Says I think you have the Caps lock on.

Internationally Famous
DJ Nutbar
08/01/2002 14:25:00
I am a WKD DJ.
Comments: This site rocks ass.
Whaaaaaaaaazzzzz aaaaap!!!

WEB Site: http://www.thespark.com
SillyJokes Says With original catchphrases like that it won't be long before they are calling you ex DJ Mr Nutbar.

Not Famous
2 Pac
08/01/2002 13:17:00
People think im dead but im not. The FBI were after me so i had to go into hiding but i promise i will be back by 2010 ( unless i have died by then).
I am living in Sacramento. CA
Comments: I absoulutly love your website. i love all the games i recently bought some billy bob teeth
WEB Site: http://www.tupac.com
SillyJokes Says Sacramento eh? You know the FBI are some of our biggest customers. You might want to keep information like that to yourself.

National Star
John McGinlay
08/01/2002 09:36:00
International goal scorer for Scotland and star centre forward for Bolton Wanderers.
Comments: ayyyeeee.........its a canny site alright
SillyJokes Says Football eh? Small boys, jumpers for goalposts...

Sounds Famous
garry the golden goat
07/01/2002 20:33:00
i'm a golden goat!
what else were you expecting?
Comments: this website definatly likes farts.
SillyJokes Says What else could we expect from a goat? Trip trap trip trap over the bridge.

Minor Celebrity
Kurt Cobain
07/01/2002 02:48:00
I wrote excellent music and was in the greatest band ever.
Comments: Very funny.`
SillyJokes Says Poor Kurt, so popular and yet so troubled. Fame hurts. Bear this in mind, Daruis.

Internationally Famous
Joe
06/01/2002 16:19:00
I am Joe. I will show rock when you show scissors. I will show scissors when you show paper. And I will show paper when you show rock.
Comments: I am king of this Website. RPS King lives on!
WEB Site: http://www.sillyjokes.co.uk/games/janken.html
SillyJokes Says No Joe, that's OUR website. We wanted yours.

Internationally Famous
Jamie Theakston
06/01/2002 14:50:00
I err am err a radio err person & err I present err stuff & things
Comments: err err its a err pretty funny err site & all that & err everything.
WEB Site: http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1
SillyJokes Says I err see you go to the err Sarah err Cox school of err Radio Presenting, err Jamie.

National Star

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