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Name Comments Fame-o-meter
Fluella Benjamin
23/01/2002 13:37:00
I have presented many well loved childrens television programmes, most famouslt jamboree.
Comments: I like your website, but i feel you should try and include some more unusual words such as oblong, trout and
SillyJokes Says Floella, you haunted my youth with your effervescent presence in PlaySchool, but I always prefered Brian Cant.

National Star
Foxy McGoo
23/01/2002 06:05:00
I can burp a varied number of tunes, and am an expert on the different kinds of love displayed in Sheakespeares 'Twelfth Night'. I can balance 24 muffins on my big toe, and if you see a stuffed animal in some museum in england or USA, most probably I was the one who stuffed it.
Comments: your arses are really hot
SillyJokes Says Tsssssssssss. That's the sound of water hitting my arse it's so hot!

Not Famous
Bakey
21/01/2002 12:57:00
I am in a band called Dark that will rock evry ones world
I am Phil The bass guitarist and baldy is FAT!!
Comments: hey all ya ppl out there watch out were cumin
WEB Site: http://www.pigsbladder.co.uk/dark
SillyJokes Says Call me Fat Lipped Mockney Cookster, Jamie Oliver, but isn't cumin a spice used in Indian cookery? Good luck with the band, and remember we helped make you famous!

Not Famous
Princess Shimmer
21/01/2002 12:15:00
I am similar to the tooth fairy, only i go round at night spreading the glitter bug. so shimmer y'all!
Comments: It's absolutely fab guys keep up the good work!
SillyJokes Says There's nowt as queer as folk.

National Star
Hannibal
21/01/2002 05:06:00
my Liverrrrrrrrrrrr speech.also silence of the lambssssss
Comments: I want to eat you sucker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WEB Site: http://www.watchout.com
SillyJokes Says Oh be nice.

Internationally Famous
Satan
20/01/2002 06:41:00
My eternal punushment of mankind, oh, and the horns.
Comments: Arse Race, thats all i have to say about you mortals.
SillyJokes Says Yeah, I went to Hell on my honeymoon. It's this little village on the Cayman Islands. Do you like snorkling? Don't answer that.

Internationally Famous
Destroyer
19/01/2002 15:05:00
Great Florida Hardcore Mega Wrestling, undisputed champion, and undefeated. Finishing move: Black Flame Slam.
8' 11" Team name: Tall, Dark, and Deadly. I'm as agile as Spider-Man. I am also friends with The Rock and Triple H.
Comments: This site has made me laugh, but some things I just couldn't get, like Burnin Pon, but I guess I don't understand, since I am American. Possibly you could put in a virtual Boxing Nuns.Over all, though, this is most likely the best site on earth.
SillyJokes Says Man, you talk way too much.

National Star
Rick Astley
19/01/2002 06:55:00
Big hair, great voice, dodgy dancer - is it still the 80s??
Comments: Yeah, it's a good website...
SillyJokes Says Never gonna give you up.. oh I remember the 80s ... dimly.

Was Famous Once
Ian Miller
19/01/2002 05:31:00
I am the CEO of Laughmeister.com as well as owning several other high-traffic sites including AVHumor, IWantNewsletters and List-City.
Comments: I'm not really in a position to comment. I'm also Canadian, that can't help matters. I'm away noo.
SillyJokes Says CEO sounds so posh doesn't it? Perhaps I should become a CEO but then again, I've got a proper job.

Not Famous
Richard Bacon
17/01/2002 02:51:00
Iam presenting the Big Breakfast
Comments: This site is mint
SillyJokes Says presenting the Big Breakfast isn't really what you are famous for though, is it Richard? I mean who watches that these days?

Minor Celebrity
Osama Bin Laden
16/01/2002 15:43:00
I hdont know, the imperialist oppressor Bush want to keel me
Comments: If I was not an international terrorist, I would want you to do my site for me.
SillyJokes Says and there was me thinking you were opposed to Western technology

Internationally Famous
kelly adderley
16/01/2002 13:32:00
i am famous coz i am the cousin twice removed oh the queen
Comments: this websites cool
SillyJokes Says I'm not actually sure you are famous, just related, but since we don't want to upset the inlaws...

Not Famous
ryan marallin manson
16/01/2002 01:30:00
iam a vole i listen to marallin manson and i will make you famous''''''
Comments: it is really good how you set it out and you have the funniest things
SillyJokes Says You must be Marilyn Manson's biggest fan.

Not Famous
Britney Spears
15/01/2002 12:11:00
u know that dont ya
Comments: Oh this website is so cool
WEB Site: http://www.britneyspears.co.uk
SillyJokes Says Ah Britney, Britney, Britney. Have you nothing better to do than come to this site every day to submit yourself to our celebrity page? GET A LIFE.

Internationally Famous
Dave Gorman
12/01/2002 14:23:00
I am Dave Gorman number 5 in the Dave Gorman collection
Comments: Everyone who was in the audience for a Dave Gorman collection show has vowed to welcome, honour and if neccessary obey me. I dont have my own website so I'll leave the Dave Gormans instead.
BUY HIS BOOK: Are You Dave Gorman?

WEB Site: http://www.davegorman.com
SillyJokes Says Nice site, Dave. I like the beard restyler.

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