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Name Comments Fame-o-meter
Simon Cowell
11/02/2002 08:43:00
I'm the nasty popidol judge who wears his trousers up two high and who shows his nipples off through my tight tops.
Comments: It even made me laugh. It had that x-factor. Out of 10, 10. U definately are a Net Idol.
SillyJokes Says Simon, I dont' want to disagree with you, so I won't

National Star
kittykat
09/02/2002 02:21:00
my looks,personallity and the fact i know how to boss my hair dresser and stylist around.
Comments: itz nice
SillyJokes Says I wish I had control of my stylist. Sadly there's no talking to him.

Minor Celebrity
heva
08/02/2002 10:56:00
my good looks and great voice
Comments: this is soooooo funny u have 2 try it espically the arse race!
SillyJokes Says Thank you. Have fun at the races.

National Star
sammy acaster
07/02/2002 14:41:00
i am the bestest lass in the world. i played bridget jones in that film.dont diss me
Comments: this website sucks id rather watch paint dry
SillyJokes Says You didn't play Bridget Jones, that would be Rene Zellwegger, and I can tell you where to get some paint.

Not Famous
gareth gates
07/02/2002 14:30:00
i am off pop idol on channel 3 and i will win.i have a stutter and people feel sorry for me
Comments: your website is cool
SillyJokes Says Poor Gareth, fancy coming second to someone with more talent.

National Star
Miss Rauch (pronounced rock)
04/02/2002 16:25:00
I once walked past Alan Titchmarsh at Guildford train station. If that isn't being celebrity by association I don't know what is.
Comments: Alan would have loved the arse race. In fact I'm sure he's had Charlie's dimmocks try it out in his back yard.
SillyJokes Says I bet Alan Titchmarsh is quaking in his boots since the new breed of sexy young gardeners have come on the scene. No one watches Ground Force for him.

Internationally Famous
Jenine Robinson
04/02/2002 03:29:00
Famous Australian artist
Comments: Yeah mate it's pretty cool. But there's one thang wrong ............You Haven't got a kangaroo fart on it. Serously it happens , I've heard it!
SillyJokes Says I imagine that is why they are called Boomers

Minor Celebrity
Ghetto Guppie
03/02/2002 13:23:00
17 top movies, including, Fish out of water, and Fish out of water 2- 7, but not Fish out of water 4.
Comments: I love the Hebebe, and Hebebe 2, Pure Genious.
SillyJokes Says Not Fish out of Water 4 eh? How the mighty are fallen.

Not Famous
Valeria Renee' Virgil
03/02/2002 07:47:00
I am an actress off of Young and the Restless. The nationally known soap opera.
Comments: I love all of the silly jokes....and the fun games!
SillyJokes Says I hate to tell you that the Young and the Restless is not famous here in the UK. But we are glad you liked the site. (or was that just good acting?)

Not Famous
God
30/01/2002 14:32:00
I made you all, i made your world i made.....… POO
Comments: Well, too rude , when i made this earth i would hope that been naked wasn't funny and that every thing you all find funny eg.poo would not be known to laugh at. you dis-obayed me! soon things will go wrong may the power of god be with you, god bless
WEB Site: http://www.godonline.com
SillyJokes Says Sorry about the poo, it's just funny, what can I say? Why do you not Smite the Cyber squatters who own your website?

Internationally Famous
Stephen Hawkings
30/01/2002 00:03:00
I speak through a machine
Comments: Your site is a @#%@!^
SillyJokes Says I suppose you are famous for speaking through a machine. I bet that really gets on your nerves considering all your contributions to astrophysics and theories of time.

Internationally Famous
Jeasus
26/01/2002 07:48:00
savour of the world
Comments: My father GOD Almitey dosent like you
but i LOVE YOU!!!!!

WEB Site: http://www.heaven.com
SillyJokes Says Would that be the Irish Jeasus now?

Internationally Famous
Michael Jackson
26/01/2002 07:17:00
I sing things likr you rock my world, Thriller,Bad.
Comments: Your website is great I love it because there are loads of silly dressing up clothes and Fart Jokes
WEB Site: http://Tiny.com
SillyJokes Says I'm not going to say anything about plastic masks, you get enough of that from La Toya and she can talk!

Internationally Famous
Humpty Dumpty
26/01/2002 06:04:00
I ave da biggest, baldest ead
Comments: uuuummmm. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Arses . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .farts. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .hot ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
SillyJokes Says I think that fall has scrambled your brain.

Internationally Famous
James Hetfield
24/01/2002 08:35:00
I am the metallica frontman.
Comments: Damn funny.
WEB Site: http://www.themetsource.com
SillyJokes Says James, did the Saucy Nurse kit fit? Only you said you were worried it wouldn't go across your shoulders.

Internationally Famous

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