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Name Comments Fame-o-meter
Zippy off rainbow
16/03/2002 06:27:00
i have a zip for a mouth and girls love me. some even have pencil cases of me.
Comments: Hey Bungle lets go down the pub...
WEB Site: http://www.rainbow.com
SillyJokes Says I dunno, that website isn't the Rainbow I remember. Where is Jeffrey? and Rod, Jane and Freddie?

Was Famous Once
mrs. air biscuit
15/03/2002 13:29:00
curry lovepuffs
Comments: your website should have air biscuits in it and guffs and fanny farts?
SillyJokes Says It does.

Not Famous
Gareth Price
10/03/2002 09:17:00
I can fart the loudest and longest ever
Comments: Its well funny, especially the arse racing
WEB Site: http://www.thecycle.s5.com
SillyJokes Says I can tell you Gareth that we have at least 10 people a day who think they are good at farting and frankly the office cat can do better.

Not Famous
Robbie Williams
10/03/2002 09:11:00
Music
Comments: Found you when i was bored before a gig.
You're right about putting darius in the not famous option (he was crap!).

SillyJokes Says At last, someone who agrees with us

National Star
Bob the Builder
09/03/2002 06:37:00
I'm really annoying and no body likes me
Comments: your website is really funny, its gr8
SillyJokes Says Thanks Mate.

Not Famous
Sean Connery
08/03/2002 16:21:00
You'll rue the day you crossed me Trabek!
Comments: Like hell if i'm going to tell you a blasted thing! Although...I did enjoy the Fartmatic...
SillyJokes Says Pay attention Bond. This lighter will explode if charged with a detonator cap. Try not to break it.

Internationally Famous
edwina currie
08/03/2002 11:44:00
selmonela
Comments: it the best!!!!!!!!!
SillyJokes Says selmonela eh? The far more deadly form of Salmonella, I'll be bound

Minor Celebrity
john lenon
08/03/2002 11:15:00
i am dead
Comments: this site is groovy
SillyJokes Says John, surely you were famous for being in the Fab Four, not for being dead.

Internationally Famous
HOWARD LITTLER
08/03/2002 07:52:00
MY FAV WEBSITE!! WHAT DO YOU THINK?
Comments: brilliant
WEB Site: http://www.SILLYJOKES.co.uk
SillyJokes Says Thanks for that Howard. It's nice to be appreciated.

Not Famous
Jill Starr
07/03/2002 10:11:00
IM THE NEXT BRITNEY SPEARS!I've got four albums all of ME!!!And Im signing my record contract in July this year.LOOK OUT FOR MISS JILL STARR!Im only 13 years old and I attended the off-broadway school of dance, thats the same one Britney studied at, and attend a Professional Performing Arts School in New York, America.YIPEE!I've been on television alot especially talent tv shows and will be doing alot of promotioanl work soon!LOOK OUT FOR ME!!!
Comments: This is a totally hilarious site!I used to be into stuff like this when I was kid and I didnt ever think there would be a site like this! HA HA ITS FUNNY
SillyJokes Says It's so nice to meet a quiet understated American.

Minor Celebrity
zeus
04/03/2002 06:37:00
im a god
Comments: not as good as heaven but close
SillyJokes Says Beware of Greeks bearing gifts.

Internationally Famous
melanie ramsden
03/03/2002 13:11:00
everybody loves me i'm gorgouse i am the best i' v got blonde hair blue eyes i'm skinny i wear short skirts i'm sexy i' v got a great voice
Comments: i'm the best looking person in the world i am the best person in the world and this is a very funny website
SillyJokes Says I've never meet a 'gorgouse' person before. Does it mean that when you are asked to comment on someone else all you can do is go on about yourself?

Not Famous
Hugh Jackman
02/03/2002 19:54:00
hollywood movies-A Knight's Tale Iam an Australian legend Mate just like crocodile dundee
Comments: I love Janken-This site Rocks
WEB Site: http://www.hughjackman.com
SillyJokes Says I liked you in the X Men movie. Not sure if you were actually in A Knight's Tale, wasn't that Heath Ledger? but you ought to know your own career.

Internationally Famous
Junior
02/03/2002 17:58:00
Leader of the So Solid Crew Managed youth project So Solid Kidz a South London based Garage crew
Comments: Big up all ma crew, Massive site peace out
WEB Site: http://www.sosolid.com
SillyJokes Says Junior, didn't you do 'Mama used to say' ?

Internationally Famous
Emily Watson
02/03/2002 12:32:00
I am Hermione Granger from Harry Potter and the Philosphers Stone.
Comments: It is tremendously funny, and I found the Janken rock and paper thing highly addictive. Well written and easy to use!
WEB Site: http://www.harrypotter.com
SillyJokes Says Fictional Characters surfing the net, whatever next?

Internationally Famous

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