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Name Comments Fame-o-meter
Radnuss
09/05/2002 12:59:00
I wrote the Chicken Meal Song - 'a tribute to the small annoying child in a famous fast food chain'
you have never heard it, but you will when I'm a world famous rock star. Then you can say that I said I liked your site - instant cred!
Comments: It's great, arse racing cracked me up, and the burning pon is the coolest thing, but hats a ponny egg? and when I'm rich I hereby swear that I will buy all the cool stuff on here
SillyJokes Says Again, what can I say, but fortune smile upon you. (We don't know what a ponny egg is either)

Not Famous
vanessa felts
09/05/2002 10:21:00
bein fat
Comments: cool do u have any deits
SillyJokes Says Do we have any 'deits'? What's your name? Inspector Clouseaux?

Was Famous Once
Andy Linden
08/05/2002 17:43:00
Popping up in minor 'geezer' roles on telly every so often. Starting to look a bit old, fat and bald. Recently seen playing Janine's landlord in Eastenders.
Comments: Wish I had a sprog so I could give it a comedy Billy-Bob pacifier (that's a 'dummy' in proper English.
SillyJokes Says We wish we had some of the those pacifiers/dummys too, and how! Everybody wants them. Hope being on this page brings you fame and fortune as it has to so many before you.

Not Famous
Bob
08/05/2002 02:31:00
Top freak, Been in 1257 freak shows.
Comments: I like to eat cheez with a choc bar!!
SillyJokes Says Euw - cheese and chocolate? Now that is freaky.

Minor Celebrity
meg ryan
06/05/2002 17:06:00
im an actress of course!
Comments: what a funny web site... i have not ordered anything but i will when i come back again
SillyJokes Says Yeah sure, Honey. And keep your mits off Russell Crowe

Internationally Famous
Alex the over indulged wig
05/05/2002 12:28:00
I am on the wig advertisement on chanel 4. I think that makes me pretty famous!
Comments: I love everyone on this website you have made my life nonsensical. Although I often feel quite melacholy I make myself less gregarious as I play "silly jokes" on my friends! Some people may find this website funny others rather bummy, but my views are very clear I am obsessed with all of you here! So thankyou and goodbye from your best cliet...Alex th wig seller. P.S I love the stripping pens and tit pilllows.
WEB Site: http://www.bored.com
SillyJokes Says I think perhaps you are taking this Famous Visitor thing a bit too seriously.

Not Famous
Ron Jeremy
05/05/2002 12:02:00
Long-time (and I mean l-o-n-g) star currently briefly seen in the new Moby video.
Comments: Nice shade of burnt sienna used for this background. The Arse Race is a work of genius. Nice to see that fake dogpoo still amuses the great unwashed.
SillyJokes Says Long may the Great Unwashed remain soap free.

Sounds Famous
T- I - G - G - ER
05/05/2002 10:59:00
i'm from pooh bear and i'm bouncin' cos thats what tiggers do best
Comments: phew! its cool i just wish christopher robin and POOH were here to see the ARSE racing! :)
WEB Site: http://www.winniethepooh.com
SillyJokes Says I think the wonderful thing about Tiggers is that you're the only one!

Internationally Famous
DJ Ruhmba
04/05/2002 00:36:00
I work at the old age pensioners home in crosspool, Sheffield I take requests.
Comments: I like the arse race can I have a fart machine
SillyJokes Says You can certainly have a Fart Machine...if you pay for it like everybody else!

Minor Celebrity
Blair McDonough
02/05/2002 23:48:00
I am from Australian Big Brother and i'm on the show Neighbours
Comments: It's funny
SillyJokes Says Well done.

Minor Celebrity
Mr.T
01/05/2002 13:50:00
Mr.T nuf said!
Comments: I pity the fool!
This fans hellava fast!
I ain't gettin' on no plane!
Fool!

SillyJokes Says Do you still wear all that gold?

Internationally Famous
Rebecca
01/05/2002 10:58:00
A few years ago I was front page of a newspaper...people couldn't stop asking me for my autograph
Comments: Very funny! I'm gonna buy something right now!
SillyJokes Says Gosh yes, I remember you. Not really of course.

Was Famous Once
neil edwards
29/04/2002 08:19:00
I play for Ebbw Vale&Wales A team in rugby
Comments: they have really funny jokes and there are plenty of funny games to play
SillyJokes Says You play a funny game too, Neil, but we do like a bit of Rugby of a Satuday.

Minor Celebrity
Bill Gates
29/04/2002 05:36:00
I own the internet.
Comments: Nice site. I may have to take it over.
WEB Site: http://www.microsoft.com
SillyJokes Says You haven't the money to buy this site, Bill. Just try making us an offer, nothing less than 7 figures, mind.

Internationally Famous
Blueberry
28/04/2002 13:35:00
I am an author and an animal rights lawyer.
Comments: It rocks
WEB Site: http://cooldude.com
SillyJokes Says You sound like one of the Rabbits out of Watership Down.

Not Famous

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