The Remote Control Fart Machines's Farts , UK

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If you have Flash 4 see the Fart Machine in action, or listen to the WAVs below.

Quick to download, these FART Wav files are recordings from the Remote Controlled Fart Machine
Note - The New Fart Machine No 2 now has 15 Farts

	Fart 1	Soon to be outlawed by the European Union this 'Duvet Lifter' may well knock your victim of his/her seat.
	Fart 2	Rare and previously undiscovered, recording made by the Beatles, attributed to Ringo
	Fart 3	Digitally remastered, Edisons now legendary recording from Queen Victoria's Throne Room.
	Fart 4	Sampled from the critically acclaimed Kylie Minogue concept album 'Brown Trousers'
	Fart 5	This fart is officially classified (by the UK Government) as a 'Botty Burp' Loud and of short duration. This little beauty will keep your victim guessing.