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Big Mouth Billy Bass

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The classic animatronic Big Mouth Billy Bass, so hilarious they even have one in 'The Office'.

When the music starts Billy joins in, flaps his tail and even turns his head to sing to you-guaranteed to put a smile on your face!

His favourites are "Don't Worry, be Happy," and "Take me to the river,"

  • Wall hanging holes and built in stand
  • Motion sensor or push button activated
  • 29cm long, 16.5cm high, 10cm deep
  • Requires 4x AA Batteries (INCLUDED)

Batteries included for Display/Demo purposes, we can not guarantee Battery Life

    When he senses movement (or button pressed),
    music starts and his tail begins to flap.
    Then his head swings out and he lip syncs to two different songs

Large Mouth Bass Joke

It was a cold winter day, when an old man walked out onto a frozen lake, cut a hole in the ice, dropped in his fishing line and began waiting for a fish to bite.

He was there for almost an hour without even a nibble when a young boy walked out onto the ice, cut a hole in the ice not too far from the old man and dropped in his fishing line. It only took about a minute and WHAM! a Largemouth Bass hit his hook and the boy pulled in the fish.

The old man couldn't believe it but figured it was just luck. But, the boy dropped in his line and again within just a few minutes pulled in another one.

This went on and on until finally the old man couldn't take it any more since he hadn't caught a thing all this time.

He went to the boy and said, "Son, I've been here for over an hour without even a nibble. You have been here only a few minutes and have caught about half a dozen fish! How do you do it?"

The boy responded, "Roo raf roo reep ra rums rrarm."

"What was that?" the old man asked.

Again the boy responded, "Roo raf roo reep ra rums rarrm."

"Look," said the old man, "I can't understand a word you are saying."

So, the boy spit into his hand and said, "You have to keep the worms warm!"

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