What sex are you?

Where are you usually found at parties?

In the middle of the action, dancing the night away
In the kitchen, hiding
In the kitchen, snaffling the food and swigging the booze
In the middle of a crowd of people, talking loudly
In the garden, staring wistfully at the stars

What do you usually take with you to a party?

Plenty of booze
Nothing, just myself
A friend or two
A gift for the host
Some tasty party snacks

Where do you tend to end up when the party's over?

Unconscious at an unknown location
Asleep amongst the wreckage
In someone else's bed
Safely back at home
Still partying, as the sun comes up

With what do you smite your enemies?

Razor sharp cutlass
Guards!! Smite that person
My trusty pistol
A deadly curse
Smiting is wrong, you should love your enemies

You see a little kitten that has hurt its paw. What do you do?

Hug it and kiss it and make it better
Boil it in a bubbling cauldron
Shoot it. It's the only merciful thing to do
Ignore it. You have better things to do
Blubber uncontrollably

Which of the following types of music would you prefer to be partying to?

Disco
Rock
Easy Listening
Gospel
Yuk, none of those

Where do you tend to party?

On the beach
In an elegant ballroom
In a grungy flat
Wherever I happen to be at the time
I have no idea/somewhere else

What's your favourite party activity?

Dancing
Conversation
Drinking and eating. Mainly drinking!
Snogging
I don't actually like parties that much